Awww.
More celebrity family love. I can't help it, it's just so darn.... cute.
Cute cute cute. Add the Jolie-Pitts to my list of super cute families. Gawd, that baby is going to be a stunner.
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People Magazine named their best dressed stars, and Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney topped the list.
Jennifer has a really nice style, not too fancy, but not overly casual, and George fits their description of a modern-day Cary Grant. SWOOOON.
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Whut thee fuck, son? I didn't think Kate Bosworth could possibly look any more worse than what I posted last night. I was wrong.
Nice ribcage, babe. I'm sure Orlando Bloom fucked her in the dark so he wouldn't have to see that creepy lookin sternum. And bending over in front of paparazzi for a nipple shot is not the way to get him back, either. I mean, Kirsten Dunst is no stranger to the small saggy dog boob, being that she owns a pair, but she, thankfully, kept hers under wrap. That shit is bananas, yo. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Just add this to all the reasons I'm embarrassed to admit I'm from the San Joaquin Valley.
The senior Federleezy's rollin through the streets of Fresno, California. that says FDRLINE, btw.
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Jordan Knight is launching his second comeback.... at WalMart. You know how I know it's WalMart? Who the fuck else sells clothes for $9.88? They're not just the store for falling prices, they're the store of fallen stars.
Whoever would have thought that out of all the NKOTB, Donnie Wahlberg would be the one to have a sizzling career? It's okay, Jordan, I still rock "Give It to You" like nobody's business!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! J.SLO GETS PWN3D!!
What's more embarrassing, that alien-like "deer caught in the headlights" stare on the Us Magazine cover, or getting your picture taken while you're standing just inches away from the magazine that declares you've been dumped?
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Tracy Morgan is FOINE!! Not really. But his milkshake is better than Kelis', damn right, it's better than hers.
As far as I know, Tracy still refuses to divulge the secret to his weight loss success, but since this picture reveals no scars in the tummy area, it would appear that everyone who said he had gastric bypass surgery (stomach stapling) were, quite obviously, wrong.
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And so, I'm off, like your panties at the prom. She was a ho. Fo sho.
Cute cute cute. Add the Jolie-Pitts to my list of super cute families. Gawd, that baby is going to be a stunner.
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People Magazine named their best dressed stars, and Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney topped the list.
Jennifer has a really nice style, not too fancy, but not overly casual, and George fits their description of a modern-day Cary Grant. SWOOOON.
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Whut thee fuck, son? I didn't think Kate Bosworth could possibly look any more worse than what I posted last night. I was wrong.
Nice ribcage, babe. I'm sure Orlando Bloom fucked her in the dark so he wouldn't have to see that creepy lookin sternum. And bending over in front of paparazzi for a nipple shot is not the way to get him back, either. I mean, Kirsten Dunst is no stranger to the small saggy dog boob, being that she owns a pair, but she, thankfully, kept hers under wrap. That shit is bananas, yo. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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Just add this to all the reasons I'm embarrassed to admit I'm from the San Joaquin Valley.
The senior Federleezy's rollin through the streets of Fresno, California. that says FDRLINE, btw.
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Jordan Knight is launching his second comeback.... at WalMart. You know how I know it's WalMart? Who the fuck else sells clothes for $9.88? They're not just the store for falling prices, they're the store of fallen stars.
Whoever would have thought that out of all the NKOTB, Donnie Wahlberg would be the one to have a sizzling career? It's okay, Jordan, I still rock "Give It to You" like nobody's business!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! J.SLO GETS PWN3D!!
What's more embarrassing, that alien-like "deer caught in the headlights" stare on the Us Magazine cover, or getting your picture taken while you're standing just inches away from the magazine that declares you've been dumped?
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Tracy Morgan is FOINE!! Not really. But his milkshake is better than Kelis', damn right, it's better than hers.
As far as I know, Tracy still refuses to divulge the secret to his weight loss success, but since this picture reveals no scars in the tummy area, it would appear that everyone who said he had gastric bypass surgery (stomach stapling) were, quite obviously, wrong.
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And so, I'm off, like your panties at the prom. She was a ho. Fo sho.