what would tyler durden do?
I'd tell you what he'd do... he'd dig up proof that the picture of Firecrotch wearing panties is the true fake and the Flopcrotch pictures are the real deal. THAT'S what Tyler Durden would do.
Sounds like her publicist was doing major pussy control. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1308
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Dita Von Teese has been named as a new spokesmodel among the bevy of other hot spokesmodels for MAC makeup's Viva Glam campaign. I know she's married to Marilyn Manson and takes her clothes off for a living, but the woman just absolutely screams 1940's class all the way.
Christina could really learn a thing or two from Dita about how to be a pinup diva without being a "pinup diva"... and without looking like she fucking raided Charlie Chaplin's display from the National Film Institute.
Because, really, she is a beautiful gal when she isn't wearing eight pounds of black eye liner and that stupid red lipstick.
She really is wearing out that look, this is so much fresher, and it makes her look her age, not like a 40 year old hooker.
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Did you know John Travolta was in the new Hairspray flick? I didn't either til I saw this picture. He'll be playing the role of Edna Turnblad, made famous by the Queen of all Queens, Divine.
Speaking of Queens, Latifah has been cast as Motormouth Maybelle, a civil rights activist and dance show host in the 1962-set musical. Good choice! Though, I dunno how great this movie could be without John Waters at the helm, and really, was a new movie necessary? The first is legendary. And I'll never love skinny Ricki Lake the way I love chubby Ricki Lake. ♥
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Seriously, wtf did Lil Kim do to herself? She was sexy, in a dirty way, when Big was alive, now... she's gross.
And tell me, why the fuck would a black woman who has naturally plump lips, get fucking collagen injected into them?! What, YOU WANTED TO LOOK LIKE MUSHMOUTH FROM FAT ALBERT?? And those carved up, Tiger Lady eyes with the psycho lookin green contacts... I bet Biggie never knew you wanted to be Asian, either.
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And Paris Hilton gets busted for drunk driving [she blew 0.08... that's her alcohol level, not the number of guys, btw]. Tara Reid is laughing her flat, ugly, unshapely ass off right now.
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WUN!!
Sounds like her publicist was doing major pussy control. http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1308
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Dita Von Teese has been named as a new spokesmodel among the bevy of other hot spokesmodels for MAC makeup's Viva Glam campaign. I know she's married to Marilyn Manson and takes her clothes off for a living, but the woman just absolutely screams 1940's class all the way.
Christina could really learn a thing or two from Dita about how to be a pinup diva without being a "pinup diva"... and without looking like she fucking raided Charlie Chaplin's display from the National Film Institute.
Because, really, she is a beautiful gal when she isn't wearing eight pounds of black eye liner and that stupid red lipstick.
She really is wearing out that look, this is so much fresher, and it makes her look her age, not like a 40 year old hooker.
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Did you know John Travolta was in the new Hairspray flick? I didn't either til I saw this picture. He'll be playing the role of Edna Turnblad, made famous by the Queen of all Queens, Divine.
Speaking of Queens, Latifah has been cast as Motormouth Maybelle, a civil rights activist and dance show host in the 1962-set musical. Good choice! Though, I dunno how great this movie could be without John Waters at the helm, and really, was a new movie necessary? The first is legendary. And I'll never love skinny Ricki Lake the way I love chubby Ricki Lake. ♥
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Seriously, wtf did Lil Kim do to herself? She was sexy, in a dirty way, when Big was alive, now... she's gross.
And tell me, why the fuck would a black woman who has naturally plump lips, get fucking collagen injected into them?! What, YOU WANTED TO LOOK LIKE MUSHMOUTH FROM FAT ALBERT?? And those carved up, Tiger Lady eyes with the psycho lookin green contacts... I bet Biggie never knew you wanted to be Asian, either.
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And Paris Hilton gets busted for drunk driving [she blew 0.08... that's her alcohol level, not the number of guys, btw]. Tara Reid is laughing her flat, ugly, unshapely ass off right now.
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WUN!!