isn't she lovely?
Ah, lookit them eyes. What a cute fucking kid!
I may have to take back all those things I said about Tom Cruise shooting blanks. Suri Cruise made her national television debut [in photos] on CBS This Morning, and Katie Couric got her first big scoop as the new kid on the CBS block. I think she sorta looks like her papi, don't you?
She'll make her first magazine appearance on the cover of Vanity Fair this week, so keep watch for that.
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Orlando Bloom has dumped Kate Bosworth again. Color me heartbroken. Not.
US Weekly reports:
Bloom, 29, is currently on location in Southern California shooting Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. He recently attended the Teen Choice Awards on August 20 solo, where he accepted the surfboard award for “Choice Hottie.”
However, there could be some awkward moments in the former couple’s future. This month, they’re set to start filming Seasons of Dust, a Depression-era drama about a young woman (Bosworth) whose uncle commits suicide, forcing her on the lam with a dashing thief (Bloom).
Hey, Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst don't seem to be having any trouble working through the ex-syndrome in the Spiderman movies, why can't these two make it work?
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Never one to be out-whored, Ashlee Simpson shows the world she can be just as skanky as her big sis and just as punk as the boys in the band.
US Weekly reports [again]:
MisShapes' already tenuous claim to edginess went out the window Saturday when Jessica and Ashlee Simpson invaded the much-mocked hipster dance party. Jessica was dateless-alleged boyfriend John Mayer was nowhere to be seen-while Ashlee was accompanied by Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, whom she proceeded to straddle, according to a fellow reveler. Partying with an actual rock star apparently proved too much for young Ashlee, who had to excuse herself to vomit. Management kindly blocked off the bathroom to let her retch in peace ..
SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE!!
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The two cutest families in Hollywood right here, mang.
The Seals [wtf is his real name?] and the Rossdales out for an afternoon stroll with the kiddies. Too sweet.
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I dunno what excites me more, the cover boy, or the headline behind him.
This is why Rolling Stone rules all.
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I don't care if Firecrotch is engaged or not, I don't care if Paris cried outside Bungalow 8, and I don't care that Beyonce has no act so she steals from everyone else [Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham]. So if that's what you were hoping for, sorry. I'm out for the night, but I'll be back tomorrow with more... unless something exciting happens in the meantime.
I may have to take back all those things I said about Tom Cruise shooting blanks. Suri Cruise made her national television debut [in photos] on CBS This Morning, and Katie Couric got her first big scoop as the new kid on the CBS block. I think she sorta looks like her papi, don't you?
She'll make her first magazine appearance on the cover of Vanity Fair this week, so keep watch for that.
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Orlando Bloom has dumped Kate Bosworth again. Color me heartbroken. Not.
US Weekly reports:
Bloom, 29, is currently on location in Southern California shooting Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. He recently attended the Teen Choice Awards on August 20 solo, where he accepted the surfboard award for “Choice Hottie.”
However, there could be some awkward moments in the former couple’s future. This month, they’re set to start filming Seasons of Dust, a Depression-era drama about a young woman (Bosworth) whose uncle commits suicide, forcing her on the lam with a dashing thief (Bloom).
Hey, Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst don't seem to be having any trouble working through the ex-syndrome in the Spiderman movies, why can't these two make it work?
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Never one to be out-whored, Ashlee Simpson shows the world she can be just as skanky as her big sis and just as punk as the boys in the band.
US Weekly reports [again]:
MisShapes' already tenuous claim to edginess went out the window Saturday when Jessica and Ashlee Simpson invaded the much-mocked hipster dance party. Jessica was dateless-alleged boyfriend John Mayer was nowhere to be seen-while Ashlee was accompanied by Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, whom she proceeded to straddle, according to a fellow reveler. Partying with an actual rock star apparently proved too much for young Ashlee, who had to excuse herself to vomit. Management kindly blocked off the bathroom to let her retch in peace ..
SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE!!
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The two cutest families in Hollywood right here, mang.
The Seals [wtf is his real name?] and the Rossdales out for an afternoon stroll with the kiddies. Too sweet.
------
I dunno what excites me more, the cover boy, or the headline behind him.
This is why Rolling Stone rules all.
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I don't care if Firecrotch is engaged or not, I don't care if Paris cried outside Bungalow 8, and I don't care that Beyonce has no act so she steals from everyone else [Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham]. So if that's what you were hoping for, sorry. I'm out for the night, but I'll be back tomorrow with more... unless something exciting happens in the meantime.