A conversation with my fake Facebook fiance`
So this was interesting...
John
Story time.
Me
DOES THIS STORY INVOLVE ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOU
John
No.
Ready?
Me
Continue.
John
So, I was taking a poop...
Me
:p
John
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Sorry, this is the real story. My Nana talks to her dog by saying things like, "Can you do singers?" indicating she wants the dog to sing. She adds -ers to the end of regular words.
So, I was on my way home, waiting in traffic, and I thought about how upset people get when they are waiting in traffic.
I then said to myself, parodying my Nana, "Does John wanna do killers?"
I rate that story as 3 out of 10. But, I have a story that is easily 10 out of 10.
Ready?
Me
Yes.
John
A classmate told me this story. Her nephew is mentally delayed with some version of palsy.
Me
Uhhh
I can tell this will be funny.
Palsy is funny...
ok go on :p:p
John
Palsy is very funny. Okay, his mom normally leaves him with a sitter, but she left the house early this one day.
So, the nephew calls up his mom and excitedly tells her that he caught a gnome.
His mom doesn't understand and questions him, but he keeps saying that he captured a gnome and put it in his closet.
His mom asks where the sitter is, he says she left, so his mom hurries on home.
The gnome was a Jehovah's Witness. A MIDGET Jehovah's Witness!
Me
oh my god
what
John
A ->MIDGET<- Jehovah's Witness! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
Me
CAPTURED IN THE CLOSET!?
John
The 'tard kidnapped a midget! One who believes in Jehovah!
Me
That's just AMAZING.
omg
and he called it a gnome
omg
is it ok that im laughing at this
aloooot
John
If it's wrong, then I'm wrong for laughing. I think it's hilarious!
Me
You shouldn't say tard though o_O;
John
Captured a gnome! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
John
Story time.
Me
DOES THIS STORY INVOLVE ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOU
John
No.
Ready?
Me
Continue.
John
So, I was taking a poop...
Me
:p
John
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Sorry, this is the real story. My Nana talks to her dog by saying things like, "Can you do singers?" indicating she wants the dog to sing. She adds -ers to the end of regular words.
So, I was on my way home, waiting in traffic, and I thought about how upset people get when they are waiting in traffic.
I then said to myself, parodying my Nana, "Does John wanna do killers?"
I rate that story as 3 out of 10. But, I have a story that is easily 10 out of 10.
Ready?
Me
Yes.
John
A classmate told me this story. Her nephew is mentally delayed with some version of palsy.
Me
Uhhh
I can tell this will be funny.
Palsy is funny...
ok go on :p:p
John
Palsy is very funny. Okay, his mom normally leaves him with a sitter, but she left the house early this one day.
So, the nephew calls up his mom and excitedly tells her that he caught a gnome.
His mom doesn't understand and questions him, but he keeps saying that he captured a gnome and put it in his closet.
His mom asks where the sitter is, he says she left, so his mom hurries on home.
The gnome was a Jehovah's Witness. A MIDGET Jehovah's Witness!
Me
oh my god
what
John
A ->MIDGET<- Jehovah's Witness! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
Me
CAPTURED IN THE CLOSET!?
John
The 'tard kidnapped a midget! One who believes in Jehovah!
Me
That's just AMAZING.
omg
and he called it a gnome
omg
is it ok that im laughing at this
aloooot
John
If it's wrong, then I'm wrong for laughing. I think it's hilarious!
Me
You shouldn't say tard though o_O;
John
Captured a gnome! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!