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Lindsay has had a long life filled with amazingness. The reason she doesn't update is that she's far too popular and is never home, she is always out partying with people like Corey Feldman and Oprah Winfrey. Lindsay, in all truth, is actually a 45 year old man. She has a great disguise because she doesn't want to face the fact that she's 45. It's amazing! She is amazing. She owns a ferret farm in Cambodia. She spends her time on jet planes flying to and from her ferret farm on her own private jet that Donald Trump gave her as a gift because he is in love with her because he doesn't know she's a 45 year old man who owns a ferret farm in Cambodia.
Lindsay just cut her finger on Paris Hilton's earring after beating her the crap up
so I have to go help her.
Just thought you should all know the true life of Lindsay...
shhhhh. don't tell her i said anything. Just let her live a life of peace under the impression that you all think she is still just Lindsay, not a 45 year old man who owns a ferret farm in Cambodia and chills with Oprah.
shoot dang!
who's that at the door?
could that be..................
RICK MORANIS from HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS???
WOW. amazing! what an amazing life, she is amazing, simply amazing. I need to spend more time with her, Rick Moranis is like my idol... what a hottie mchotterton.
Oh, another thing you don't really know about Lindsay is that she's secretly really fat. SUPER FAT. SO FAT. i don't know how she contains all that fat! she is very good at disguises, she is the next James Bond with a vag. fsho.
I LOVE LINDSAY.
Lindsay just cut her finger on Paris Hilton's earring after beating her the crap up
so I have to go help her.
Just thought you should all know the true life of Lindsay...
shhhhh. don't tell her i said anything. Just let her live a life of peace under the impression that you all think she is still just Lindsay, not a 45 year old man who owns a ferret farm in Cambodia and chills with Oprah.
shoot dang!
who's that at the door?
could that be..................
RICK MORANIS from HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS???
WOW. amazing! what an amazing life, she is amazing, simply amazing. I need to spend more time with her, Rick Moranis is like my idol... what a hottie mchotterton.
Oh, another thing you don't really know about Lindsay is that she's secretly really fat. SUPER FAT. SO FAT. i don't know how she contains all that fat! she is very good at disguises, she is the next James Bond with a vag. fsho.
I LOVE LINDSAY.