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I randomly thought about how women use childbirth as their huge act of martyrdom today.
"We give birth", "You couldn't live without us", well you know what...you guys don't seed yourselves. That sperm doesn't come from YOUURRRRR penises, oh no...no no no...that's where my 'Tool of Creation' takes the field. And you know what...sure, you spend a day in agony giving birth, but WE HAVE TO SPEND NINE FUCKING MONTHS IN AGONY DEALING WITH YOU!!!
*clears throat*...and that's what I call Equivalent Exchange. *takes a bow*
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Now that I've cleared up another random point of life for you, you all can sleep soundly knowing that intellectual justice has been done.
"We give birth", "You couldn't live without us", well you know what...you guys don't seed yourselves. That sperm doesn't come from YOUURRRRR penises, oh no...no no no...that's where my 'Tool of Creation' takes the field. And you know what...sure, you spend a day in agony giving birth, but WE HAVE TO SPEND NINE FUCKING MONTHS IN AGONY DEALING WITH YOU!!!
*clears throat*...and that's what I call Equivalent Exchange. *takes a bow*
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Now that I've cleared up another random point of life for you, you all can sleep soundly knowing that intellectual justice has been done.