Fuck You...(if you were offended, leave now)
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is one magical word which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive (Mary doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck"
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be sued to describe many situations:
Ackknowledgement: Fucking A'
Greetings: How the fuck are you?
Dismay: Oh, fuck it!
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression: Fuck you.
Disgust: Fuck me.
Confusion: What the fuck?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking place.
Despair: Fucked again!
Incompetence: He fucks up everything.
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Lost: Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief: Unfucking unbelievable!
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
It can be used as an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole!"
It can be used to tell time: It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business: How did I wind up with this fucking job?
It can be emotional: "Motherfucker!"
It can be political: Fuck the president.
And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all the fucking Indians come from?"
Also the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And, last but not least, the immortal words from the Captain of the Titanic:
"Where is all the fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses fo the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"? Us it frequently in your daily speech-it will add to your prestige.
Today turn to someone and say "FUCK YOU."
Hmm, can you believe I got this from school? I found this while rifling through some old school papers. I only feel comfortable saying "fuck" around really close people, and primarily when I'm angered or annoyed, so if I start saying "fuck" with you, I must be getting pretty comfortable.
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be sued to describe many situations:
Ackknowledgement: Fucking A'
Greetings: How the fuck are you?
Dismay: Oh, fuck it!
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Aggression: Fuck you.
Disgust: Fuck me.
Confusion: What the fuck?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking place.
Despair: Fucked again!
Incompetence: He fucks up everything.
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Lost: Where the fuck are we?
Disbelief: Unfucking unbelievable!
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
It can be used as an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole!"
It can be used to tell time: It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business: How did I wind up with this fucking job?
It can be emotional: "Motherfucker!"
It can be political: Fuck the president.
And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all the fucking Indians come from?"
Also the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And, last but not least, the immortal words from the Captain of the Titanic:
"Where is all the fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses fo the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"? Us it frequently in your daily speech-it will add to your prestige.
Today turn to someone and say "FUCK YOU."
Hmm, can you believe I got this from school? I found this while rifling through some old school papers. I only feel comfortable saying "fuck" around really close people, and primarily when I'm angered or annoyed, so if I start saying "fuck" with you, I must be getting pretty comfortable.