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A guy is drowning, a man comes by throwing him a rope: "No thanks, I don't need the rope. God will help me!"
Then a boat drives by: "Come on board!"
Guy answers: "No, God will help me."
Then a helicopter comes. He refuses again. He drowns.
He comes in heaven, very disappointed: "Why didn't you help me, God?"
God answers: "I sent you a man with a rope, a boat and a helicopter, how much help do you need?"
Then a boat drives by: "Come on board!"
Guy answers: "No, God will help me."
Then a helicopter comes. He refuses again. He drowns.
He comes in heaven, very disappointed: "Why didn't you help me, God?"
God answers: "I sent you a man with a rope, a boat and a helicopter, how much help do you need?"