Why this page sucks
PLEASE PARDON THE UGLINESS OF MY PAGE.
IT IS UNDERGOING GENTRIFICATION
(BECAUSE I'M A GAY MAN AND THAT'S JUST WHAT WE DO.)
HOWEVER, I REFUSED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO GET IT DONE,
SO IT'S GOING TO BE MESSY UNTIL I FINISH IT
(WHICH, GIVEN MY KNOWLEDGE OF CSS COULD BE QUITE AWHILE.)
HERE, HAVE A PIECE OF WEB 1.0 CLIP ART:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
P.S. FOUR FOR YOU, EGYPT. FOUR FOR YOU!