FAKE PLASTIC FEETS
ok, i have an idea.
A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
any engineers/plastic surgeons out there?
can someone please invent a pair of SLIP ON FEET*, that will snugly fit over a person's real feet but add a (very comfy) protective cushioning? they would need to be thin enough so that noone notices that person is wearing a them. but thick enough to prevent the blistering and ripping away of flesh that so frequently happens to the fashionable lasses forced to walk the streets in ridiculous yet beautiful shoes!
we have the technology!
http://web.mit.edu/isn/aboutisn/index.html
if the US ARMY can get these sorts of things made i should be able to have them too!
who wouldn't want to wear a pair of these barely detectable, comfort providing feetsies over their fucked up, destroyed, ugly real feet?
its a goldmine waiting to happen!
you'd (well, a trained foot technician, actually) wrap up your real foot...
then slip the fake plastic feets on (hollow, of course)...
well, not really like this but there are not that many plastic feet on the internets
then one could wear any shoes they wanted!
SUCH AS:
OMG, SHOES!
* kind of like the SNAP ON SMILE but for feets!
http://www.snaponsmile.com/
A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
any engineers/plastic surgeons out there?
can someone please invent a pair of SLIP ON FEET*, that will snugly fit over a person's real feet but add a (very comfy) protective cushioning? they would need to be thin enough so that noone notices that person is wearing a them. but thick enough to prevent the blistering and ripping away of flesh that so frequently happens to the fashionable lasses forced to walk the streets in ridiculous yet beautiful shoes!
we have the technology!
http://web.mit.edu/isn/aboutisn/index.html
if the US ARMY can get these sorts of things made i should be able to have them too!
who wouldn't want to wear a pair of these barely detectable, comfort providing feetsies over their fucked up, destroyed, ugly real feet?
its a goldmine waiting to happen!
you'd (well, a trained foot technician, actually) wrap up your real foot...
then slip the fake plastic feets on (hollow, of course)...
well, not really like this but there are not that many plastic feet on the internets
then one could wear any shoes they wanted!
SUCH AS:
OMG, SHOES!
* kind of like the SNAP ON SMILE but for feets!
http://www.snaponsmile.com/