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Reporting in from Watcher Central. Turns out the big evil Giles called me in to help apprehend is some badly-dressed green demon with horns . . . who's accused of brutally ripping apart about six people. I saw pictures. Yeech.
I was surprised at how easily he came along. Reminded me of the stories about Sirius Black in Prisoner of Azkaban. Of course, he's been proclaiming his innocence. He says he's going to cooperate with us because he doesn't want to get hurt, bless his horns, but obviously something's gone very wrong here and he's just a simple demon on a tour of the Continent, surely we understand?
Sure, I understand he's the only factor all these attacks have in common. I read Nancy Drews. I can put clues together.
He also keeps mentioning angel food cake. Kind of an odd time to be hungry, if you ask me.
I was surprised at how easily he came along. Reminded me of the stories about Sirius Black in Prisoner of Azkaban. Of course, he's been proclaiming his innocence. He says he's going to cooperate with us because he doesn't want to get hurt, bless his horns, but obviously something's gone very wrong here and he's just a simple demon on a tour of the Continent, surely we understand?
Sure, I understand he's the only factor all these attacks have in common. I read Nancy Drews. I can put clues together.
He also keeps mentioning angel food cake. Kind of an odd time to be hungry, if you ask me.