May 22, 2008 11:57
Evidently, Eddie took a crap. He escaped last night, and came home about three pounds lighter with a slender waist.
There is something to be said for the simplicity of reduced expectations. Who would have thought that the most blissful thing I can imagine at this moment is a working cat anus? I picture it in the sky, all celestial- surrounded by seraphim and wreaths of peonies, with bees buzzing around them, and ants crawling on the buds to get them to open.
Will he live a while longer? Alleluia! I'm afraid to hope, the way things have been going...