Bowling... I love it.
So I haven't updated in awhile. Not much to say as of late, living happily in the land of unemployment checks, not working and getting ready to go back to school in the Spring to be a pharmacist. Life is good. Going on a Vegas vacation in October, I'm gonna load up on as much cheesy Elvis crap, as I can stuff in my carry on, oh yes.
Went bowling last night with fallensariel, who wiped the floor with me, getting 3 strikes in a row... I am taking out an ad in paper looking for a new bowling partner to make me look better, it will read:
Wanted~ dumb, blind, ugly girl to be new bowling partner, must crave emotional abuse.
Anyhow, I was thinking last night while in my ugly-ass shoes and drinking my nasty-ass beer about how bowling is the perfect sport for people like me...
Seriously about half way through our second game, in walk the "Professionals" who get the lane right next to ours. They have like rolling carry on luggage bags specially made for BOWLING!!! They have their own special shoes and and custom balls. Normally in any sport when you suck at it and people who are worlds better than you could ever be, start showing up to play, it makes you feel so inferior. But bowling isn't like that... It's so great. They started playing their game with their special balls and shoes and shit, and all I could do was laugh quietly to myself thinking, "Anyone who can take bowling this seriously, has obviously never been laid... and it's a vicious cycle because you aren't gonna find any hot lady action at the bowling alley, where you obviously spend all of your time..."
Besides that, half of the fun is going and renting the shoes that are so hideous that you are thrilled at the end of the night to give them back. Drinking nasty beer and eating gross nachos. It is so American, you are automatically transported back to the fifties and sixties when you go bowling, I love it. When I am independently wealthy I am going to own a bowling alley, and all the balls will be Elvis balls.
Could just be the pain medication talking now... I have a double ear infection one in both ears. It's awful. In other health related news this is interesting for rocknghorseland , http://www.emedicine.com/ped/topic1798.htm, I hope you feel bad about making fun of someone with a real medical condition... :op I love you anyway... and Happy Birthday, I am looking for your present.
I love all you fine people on my friends list, and I hope this fall is being good to you. My condolences to teevee, your family is in my prayers. God bless. Talk to you all soon!