I am still alive!!!

Nov 21, 2003 22:25

So fucking qwest and their funky phonelines burned up Bill's modem in the laptop, I suspect. Thus I haven't been online. Spirit of service, MY ASS!I just need someone to blame really ( Read more... )

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fragranceoflife November 22 2003, 18:12:10 UTC
I wish that link to Skot had a place for comments.

I'd tell him that if he dares to rise again, that I will smash his risen face in with a brick.

Also, if you plan to get another kitty, equip him ( or her) with these:

http://www.softpaws.com/gallery/

That would keep your cat from hurting Lily and the leather couch... *L*

Weirdly, I got that link from B3ta. Those kitties are ghetto - fab, are they not, with their DMV nails?

~A

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electrogeisha November 22 2003, 23:16:27 UTC
Oh jeez.....if there was a comment link to that little gabber of his I think he'd have an aneurysm spell for the next century to come.
He's so lame...can't help but repeat the word, there is nothing else to describe him with.

Lisa

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fragranceoflife November 23 2003, 00:49:45 UTC
I would imagine so. violetmemorial was telling me that he had defenders among the group of people that I was fraternizing with. However, when mentioned at a party the other night, ( not by me, BTW) the party denizens swore to all sacred that if he ever shows his wormy little face again that he will get his ass stomped by hundreds of angry Goths, or those living vicariously through the anger of others. I thought that was pleasing and satisfactory!!!

He is just that... LAME
and he will be *literally* that if he EVER comes back. Let the Knee clubbings commence!

~A

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electrogeisha November 23 2003, 02:12:53 UTC
What a drama!!! lol...got to love it!

He wants to make money, he better start writing his biography and call it..."The life of the modern Casanova"
Hell, I'll buy the first copy!!!
*rollz eyez

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fragranceoflife November 23 2003, 06:45:07 UTC
I hope he does write a book, so that I might have a book burning voodoo dolly pokin' party outside the unfortunate bookstore that sells said trash. Just makes me furious that he thinks he's gonna come back and do anything EVER again. Dear God, I hope someone is psycho enough to shoot him and get away with it.

*seethes*

~A

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violetmemorial November 23 2003, 05:18:55 UTC
Those are really cute frito DMV nails on those kitties! Superfly!

Yeah, the comments section would be overloaded with hilarious responses about how he "Laid us all to waste"

Fucking retarded... I hope he gets run over by RTD.

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fragranceoflife November 23 2003, 06:40:38 UTC
I thought so!

Comments section for that ( 'scuse my french) Fucktarded assrag:

1. we're gonna shove the oontz up your spastic bunghole

2. You're going straight to hell for this, FYI

3. Rise again? Not if I'm workin' there, fuckrag.

4. I promise to mightily fuck your shit up. As does RTD.

Love,

the Denver Goth Scene

Accurate? I'd say.

~A

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violetmemorial November 23 2003, 06:47:13 UTC
Don't forget shoving that can of spray cheese so far up his ass that I could use his head as the dispenser.

*more vomiting insues, as I think of his nasty teeth...*

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fragranceoflife November 23 2003, 06:49:48 UTC
Oh dear God, you had to go there...

Willing Concubines? Only if it involves ordering "real Dolls" from Penthouse *L*!

~A

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violetmemorial November 23 2003, 07:00:15 UTC
Real dolls are wrong. You know, they may be real enough to scream when they see his spidermonkey-toothless ass coming for them. I would...

-C

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fragranceoflife November 24 2003, 07:33:06 UTC
Envision it:

DJ Assrag saunters jankely into the room and approaches Jenna Jameson doll. Dolls android conciousness causes her to become able to reject said cockknocker.

Ensuing conversation:

*zipper sound*
JJ - *vomiting*
DJAR ( DJ ass rag, for short) - WASSA MATTA BABY?
JJ - You aren't even good enough to have sex with rubber cast dolls, DJ ass rag!
DJAR- But I stole 2000 dollars just to buy you, bee - otch! You Better be puttin out, cuz I could'a had some "fine Vodka" and a hooker for that price...
JJ - Hooker? Your ugly ass couldn't have bought a handjob from a Mutant hooker dwarf with AIDS, jizzhole...

And with that, his real doll gets up and leaves for the factory....

*ROFLOL*

~A

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