Ok, I hate Xmas, but I have nicked this off glittersavvy cos it's cool.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
violetmagenta sent to me...
Twelve evileye_bris drumming
Eleven nullwhites piping
Ten lacedsarcasms a-leaping
Nine kitty_napalms dancing
Eight a_new_life2006s a-milking
Seven fishnets a-swimming
Six sparkles a-dancing
Five du-u-u-ucks
Four silly hats
Three hair falls
Two seam stockings
...and a cyber in a corsetry.