racali sent this to me, and i liked it

Jun 30, 2006 07:05

I love this! And I agree!!
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>
>
> I think the life cycle is all backwards.
>
> You should die first; start out dead and get it out
> of the way. Then you
>
> wake up in an old age home feeling better every
> day.. You get kicked out
>
> for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
> then, when you start
>
> work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
> work 40 years until
>
> you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
> drink alcohol, you
>
> party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
> ready for High School.
>
> You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
> play, you have no
>
> responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
> your last 9 Months
>
> floating peacefully with luxuries like central
> heating, spa, room
>
> service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and
> finally you finish off as
>
> an orgasm.
>
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