"five times all over your face!" and other verbal bitchslaps...
“What?! I hate feet! They’re gross and stinky! Get away!”-me
“Excuse me? My feet do not stink. They smell like daisies. Pretty little daisies.”-Andy
“And could you possibly sound more like a gay man? I submit that you could not.”-me
"The brilliance that permeates this room is like a stench benounced to none."-Casey
"Wait, what exactly are you trying to say?"-me
"Dude, I think he just said your room stinks. Which would be ridiculous cause it smells like caramel and vanilla in here. Like a cake or a candy store."-Andy
"Benounced, huh? Last time I checked, that's not a word."-me
"Yeah huh. It's like 'unbenounced to me, blah blah blah'."-Casey
"Oh, you meant unbeknowst."-me
"That's what I said, yo."-Casey
"Don't try to be brainy, dude. It doesn't work for you."-Andy
"Your face doesn't work for you!"-Casey
(a/n: the whole "your face" phrase was created by Dicen. he got me using it and I, in turn, corrupted everyone else. Because it's what we do.)
"Untitled?! You couldn't even try to be original? You are so fired."-me
"No! I don't want to be fired."-Ellie
"Tough. You're fired, without severance pay or refrence."-me
"Don't snark at me. I'm just repeating what he tells me. Damn!"-me
"Well, he tells you wrong things."-Dicen