What people have been up to lately.
Paul K is helpful -
Facebook Flair: WWJWIB - What would Jesus wrap in bacon?
We already know the answer to this. Bacon makes an excellent wrapping for a legion of demons. Just some helpful pointers for the future: 1) Make sure that the bacon is dead first. 2) If bacon is still alive, make sure that no surface water is around (rivers, lakes, ponds, swimming pools) to prevent bacon from getting wet. 3) Demons are still good for frying, even without bacon. Enjoy the sizzle!!!
stephenfry is informative in twitter -
The word from TED apparently, is that the best cure for hiccups is... an orgasm. Don't know if that holds good for both genders
In case you don't know what TED is - stands for Technology Entertainment Design. A colloquy or plenum. Attracts great speakers http://ted.com
Facebook status:
Amber is trying and failing to understand how giving me more work is helping me clear my desk before I leave!
Bill is helpful -
Stop thinking in the conventional linear temporal model. Step outside the space-time continum and use a little imagination. Then you'll see how doing extra work NOW will reduce the backlog from last August, and thus making it easier for you to return on Tuesday. In turn, the 2nd week in June will flow more smoothly.
Remember, it's all about being prepared for Dec 21, 2012
Stephen Fry makes a twitter comment -
Naturally Twitter has other applications: plenty of people use tweets to sell some ghastly life-coach ‘tool’, ‘technique’ or ‘philosophy’ (why do ninety percent of people use the word ‘philosophy’ when what they really mean is ‘self-delusion’, ‘con’ or ‘laughable piece of drivel that’s so self-evident it makes your nose bleed? Well that’s for another day).
Logan is emaling -
Logan: Tomorrow is friday the 13th. We're all going to die
Amber: Okay.
Logan: Ok, maybe not. But, I'm sure considerable pain will be inflicted, probably just upon me, and probably perpetrated by you, but instigated by me.
stephenfry makes an observation -
London City Airport. Where form meets function. And they have a fight.
Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum, by Unshelved, are being practcial -
Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage.
Logan is self aware -
I am the definition of a run on sentence.
The new finance company at work is advocating suicide-
If you elect to send to the insured the form prior to executing yourself, you will need to return to the web to complete this agreement
Bill is touching -
just thinkin ... ur my FB chat buddy, my Friday nite stress-release swear buddy, my feeling like shit & wanna bum on yer couch buddy ... my extra shiny special tear in eye life moment buddy ...
love ya!
And presents a challenge -
put THAT on a flair ... DARE YA!!!
Logan is not thinking thinks through -
Hey, I am not a dork! I am awesome, so awesome that in fact I’m the reason Stephen Hawkings body doesn’t work!
Wow, that sounded a lot less homoerotic in my head.
Amber is implying something to Logan in a phone text -
Hope you left your gay bondage porn @ home.
Logan is being more logical than previously -
I’m not paranoid.
I’m well informed. - Logan
A programmer at work is documenting flustration -
December 9, 2008: FILED WITH FIELDS!!!! DAMN; LIMIT TO 6 THAT WERE FILED
Amber is reasonable -
HEY Office Supply Nazi! Seriously! What do you THINK we do with the plastic report covers? Eat them? Origami? Wear them while dancing sky clad under the full moon?
Amber wonders at a work email -
The Canofile computer ROANOKE is set up and functional in the computer
department, and it's available to use for lookups.
And notes -
Is it a good idea to name a computer that is used to scan paperwork for archives ROANOKE???
He who shall not be named is advising ex cathedra (of sorts) -
Suplicant -
What is the Brotherhood's opinion on sage green and burgundy? Is royal blue the One True Snuggie?
Abbot -
According to our Order, royal blue is the True and Complete Snuggie. However, we still welcome those who embrace the green or red Snuggie as "separated brethren". Though lacking much of the substance of the faith, nevertheless they will be made complete on the Last Day. Unfortunately, those who refuse the Snuggie altogether are right out.
Tony is being ponderous -
If Batman died and you had to bury him, would it be Amber’s grave for Wayne?
Facebook Flair: WWJWIB - What would Jesus wrap in bacon?
We already know the answer to this. Bacon makes an excellent wrapping for a legion of demons. Just some helpful pointers for the future: 1) Make sure that the bacon is dead first. 2) If bacon is still alive, make sure that no surface water is around (rivers, lakes, ponds, swimming pools) to prevent bacon from getting wet. 3) Demons are still good for frying, even without bacon. Enjoy the sizzle!!!
stephenfry is informative in twitter -
The word from TED apparently, is that the best cure for hiccups is... an orgasm. Don't know if that holds good for both genders
In case you don't know what TED is - stands for Technology Entertainment Design. A colloquy or plenum. Attracts great speakers http://ted.com
Facebook status:
Amber is trying and failing to understand how giving me more work is helping me clear my desk before I leave!
Bill is helpful -
Stop thinking in the conventional linear temporal model. Step outside the space-time continum and use a little imagination. Then you'll see how doing extra work NOW will reduce the backlog from last August, and thus making it easier for you to return on Tuesday. In turn, the 2nd week in June will flow more smoothly.
Remember, it's all about being prepared for Dec 21, 2012
Stephen Fry makes a twitter comment -
Naturally Twitter has other applications: plenty of people use tweets to sell some ghastly life-coach ‘tool’, ‘technique’ or ‘philosophy’ (why do ninety percent of people use the word ‘philosophy’ when what they really mean is ‘self-delusion’, ‘con’ or ‘laughable piece of drivel that’s so self-evident it makes your nose bleed? Well that’s for another day).
Logan is emaling -
Logan: Tomorrow is friday the 13th. We're all going to die
Amber: Okay.
Logan: Ok, maybe not. But, I'm sure considerable pain will be inflicted, probably just upon me, and probably perpetrated by you, but instigated by me.
stephenfry makes an observation -
London City Airport. Where form meets function. And they have a fight.
Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum, by Unshelved, are being practcial -
Not every story has explosions and car chases. That's why they have nudity and espionage.
Logan is self aware -
I am the definition of a run on sentence.
The new finance company at work is advocating suicide-
If you elect to send to the insured the form prior to executing yourself, you will need to return to the web to complete this agreement
Bill is touching -
just thinkin ... ur my FB chat buddy, my Friday nite stress-release swear buddy, my feeling like shit & wanna bum on yer couch buddy ... my extra shiny special tear in eye life moment buddy ...
love ya!
And presents a challenge -
put THAT on a flair ... DARE YA!!!
Logan is not thinking thinks through -
Hey, I am not a dork! I am awesome, so awesome that in fact I’m the reason Stephen Hawkings body doesn’t work!
Wow, that sounded a lot less homoerotic in my head.
Amber is implying something to Logan in a phone text -
Hope you left your gay bondage porn @ home.
Logan is being more logical than previously -
I’m not paranoid.
I’m well informed. - Logan
A programmer at work is documenting flustration -
December 9, 2008: FILED WITH FIELDS!!!! DAMN; LIMIT TO 6 THAT WERE FILED
Amber is reasonable -
HEY Office Supply Nazi! Seriously! What do you THINK we do with the plastic report covers? Eat them? Origami? Wear them while dancing sky clad under the full moon?
Amber wonders at a work email -
The Canofile computer ROANOKE is set up and functional in the computer
department, and it's available to use for lookups.
And notes -
Is it a good idea to name a computer that is used to scan paperwork for archives ROANOKE???
He who shall not be named is advising ex cathedra (of sorts) -
Suplicant -
What is the Brotherhood's opinion on sage green and burgundy? Is royal blue the One True Snuggie?
Abbot -
According to our Order, royal blue is the True and Complete Snuggie. However, we still welcome those who embrace the green or red Snuggie as "separated brethren". Though lacking much of the substance of the faith, nevertheless they will be made complete on the Last Day. Unfortunately, those who refuse the Snuggie altogether are right out.
Tony is being ponderous -
If Batman died and you had to bury him, would it be Amber’s grave for Wayne?