Just a bit of the random.
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t. Almond Joy’s got nuts, and my Grandpa’s dead! - LT
This woman turned her self into a man! - BT, yelled from her office
Do we insure for that? - LT, from his cube
Passing each other in the hall:
I have to get my hair tie. Not a Mai Tai, ha! - NT
I want a Mai Tai! - KT
I’ll try a Mai Tai! -AN
From a office on that hall
Mai Tai!? - JW
Seriously, did you have to give me the mental image of you blowing someone on the street?!! -- quote of the day, SL
Sue Pseudonym ’s office does that to people. There’s an energy vampire in there, I think, because you could walk in there after drinking like 10 Redbulls and walk out tired as hell, and needing to pee REALLY BAD cause lets face it, no one could down 10 Redbulls without any repercussions. - Logan, via email
What he lacks in flexibility, he makes up for in technique. - AN
AGRH! - Logan
(ed. note: Randy swimming, taking about the eventual hip replacement. What were you thinking?)
You never see a motorcycle parked outside of a psychiatrist’s office.
- TH - T shirt
…so the problem with (pseudonym) storing as Texas this year is most likely unrelated, or maybe the same problem. - work email
ed. note: as long as you’re sure