Passing thoughts, quotes, and musing.
First day with the new butt? - VC
I’m not going to tell you how to drive. Well, yes I am. - VC
It started as a laugh, but it encountered liquid. - MJ
I put the smart in smart ass. - VC
I’m not a slacker. I’m motivationally challenged. - LT
…so, was David from Bethlehem? - VC
Yes, that was why Mary and Joseph went there for the census. They were of the line of David. - RN
Well, YEAH, but there must have been, like, 5 million people because David had wives and concubines… - VC
That was why there was no room at the inn. - RN
Oh. - VC
Don’t go crazy on the chocolate syrup. - KT
ed note: Kinda a good rule of thumb for life, innit?
I like how you can read my emotional constipation. - NT
Do you have any idea how hard it is to lead worship with a half-chewed Communion wafer in one's mouth?
-- MJ, after an unfortunate miscommunication between his pastor and those on the worship team
…dogs salivating make behaviorists ring bells. - R. Heinlein, “I Will Fear No Evil”
ed note: That book sucks, by the way. Cut out half the crap and free love, edit for stupidity and conceit, and you may get a mediocre novella. Or short story.
last night:
>whoosh!< - item flung by VC at RN
>wild laughter from VC<
“Wow! That was an air pajama bottoms!” - VC
>pause<
“You missed.” - RN
I’ll Just Sit in this Corner and Amuse Myself, Okay? Department:
You know, ever time I see this file name (insert name that looks like the following), I think it says Imhotep. - VC
>blank< - NT
You know, “The Mummy”? - VC
Oh. - NT
ed note: Why do I do this to myself?
What’s spam? I don’t understand. - NT
ed note: OH BLASPHEME THE FALSE DEITY OF YOUR CHOICE! Who are the people I’m working with?
Fear the Evangelicals. Especially when we are them, too.
… but the >insert parachurch organization< folks are starting to give me that ultra-Evangelistic feeling. I only hope I haven't signed up for a repeat of the Trinity Chapel Missions' Week. I psyching myself up for the inevitable, "What sin is holding you back from following the Lord's prompting to go into the mission field?"
"I'm already in the mission field. It's called Fawcett Inc., >community< Evangelical Free Church, >community< School District, and all of the children and educators throughout the world whom I impact with my work.
And you?"
- MJ
In Other Words:
…and how is the blogging going without me here to cause all kinds of random and ill advised mediocre chaos? It must have been a slow couple of weeks for you :P - LT
ed note: Just love that phrase.
Happy Violet Moment:
What color file does AILA go in? - LT
>nasally< Goldenrod. - VC
Yeah. - LT
You get it, right? Monsters Inc.? - VC
Yeah. - LT
Someone got my reference! Woo Woo! I’m happpee! - VC
ed. note: Now I’m going to freak out the one person on day shift that actually gets my references. Sigh.
Question:
Sometime I get this type of error message on our computer system at work:
DTR> r prog08 shr wr
DTR> f prog08 w cer-num="12345
Expected closing quote, encountered "***END_OF_LINE***".
DTR>
If the computer expected the closing quote, why didn’t it put it in?
ed note: So, following writing this part of the blog entry, I proceeded to mistype the next 10-15 commands. And there is no AI yet? Hmm!
ed second note: No, I don’t want an explanation. Just let me be amused.
Randy admits someone probably came up with this one already, but here’s his very own offering:
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
And another from RN:
The energizer bunny keeps going and going because it’s trying to stay away from Chuck Norris.
Norris Net Nicking:
Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.