Context? What context?
So, would that be the giant sloth poop theory? - BH
There’s only so much you can learn by anal probing. - SB
Brain hurts... oh! a sprinkler! - SB
Oh, please! I could put on a Xena costume, go to any gaming convention, and have my pick of any nerd there. - AN
‘I have the brain the size of a planet’… okay, three people got that one. - Karl M during a concert
I think…wait… get ready for it... my ass is expanding! - CG
It’s not your ass. Your aim is off. - AN
Jeff is spanking the goat. -CG
WoW forum sigs, reported by KH
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons.
Everyone blinked. The giant eyeball, having no eyelid, stared.
Given the proper amount of care, the human body will last you a lifetime
cat spit mood- coined by AN
Did your parents meet in the womb? - new insult, by JD
Twin-sest - coined by SB for above insult
House Overwhelmingly Approves Bill Banning Bias Based on Genetic Information or Tests - benefits newsletter, reported by JH (What’s wrong with Bill? -ed.)
I’m up to my backside in alligators and someone is draining the swamp. - client, reported by AN
Just for the record, I was not the one that included MJ in this particular blast of emails so when he starts spouting words from the profane food groups you have been warned! -co-worker of MJ, reported by MJ
This public service announcement provided by the accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howie - from work email, from the acct dept, in procession of a Howie, reported by AN
Street Fighter Chess - Medieval Strategy on a Concrete Battlefield - inventor’s tag line, from Tonight Show, reported by AN
bibliohumorous pleasure - new term, found and reported by AN
I blame the writers for everything that goes wrong in my life. - LJ icon, reported by AN
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
- reported by MJ
Anything that is not nailed down is mine to chew.
Anything I can pry off is not nailed down. - Zoe, translated by AN