Apr 17, 2006 22:25
OMG
I got stuck at the Pittsburgh airport for 12 hours..
and then I had my 2nd funniest airport experience ever!!
scary security woman: "Have you ever been WANDED before??"
me: "WANDED?"
her: "yes, wanded."
me: "wtf.. what??"
her: "wanded.. you know, with a wand" (waves scary security 'wand' at me)
me: "ummmm I don't know.. is it bad if I have?"
her: "answer the question"
me: "do I look like a terrorist? are you doing this because I'm a teen? or is it because I'm traveling with someone who has a different last name as me?"
her: "TOM COME HERE... we have a cheeky one" (SHE SAID 'CHEEKY' WITHOUT IRONY... AND SHE WAS NOT BRITISH!)
me: "shit."
-----'tom' or whoever lectures me on how serious airport security is.---
her: blah blah blah explaining how she's going to wand me blah blah.... "...I will pat sensitive areas with the back of my hand"
me: WHAT?!????
then my bra sets off the wand and I have to be patted down.
my mom thinks this is hilarious until she also sets off the alarm and has to be patted down.