c'mere
this one day i saw a duck walking around the city,
i figured it was lost, cause there are no lakes or woods around the city...
i saw this subway and decided to get some bread for my new friend
i go in and say, can i just buy some bread? and the lady goes, "no, it's against store regulation to just sell you bread, you have to have something on it." so i go okay, put some lettuce on there.
so then the lady goes, "that'll be $1.47", and i go 1.47??? it's for a duck! and she goes, "oh, well in that case it's free"
see, i did not know that.
at subway, ducks eat for free.
hahahaha. okay, so definitely not as funny as mitch hedburg saying it.
anyways, weekend = ruined.
if my mom had a front license plate then none of this bullshit would have went down.
i guess i'll have to wait til tuesday to drive, and saturday for my freedom back.
STUPID WHORE.
i'm so angry...all the time now. because of HER. arggggggggggggh.
i figured it was lost, cause there are no lakes or woods around the city...
i saw this subway and decided to get some bread for my new friend
i go in and say, can i just buy some bread? and the lady goes, "no, it's against store regulation to just sell you bread, you have to have something on it." so i go okay, put some lettuce on there.
so then the lady goes, "that'll be $1.47", and i go 1.47??? it's for a duck! and she goes, "oh, well in that case it's free"
see, i did not know that.
at subway, ducks eat for free.
hahahaha. okay, so definitely not as funny as mitch hedburg saying it.
anyways, weekend = ruined.
if my mom had a front license plate then none of this bullshit would have went down.
i guess i'll have to wait til tuesday to drive, and saturday for my freedom back.
STUPID WHORE.
i'm so angry...all the time now. because of HER. arggggggggggggh.