Apr 15, 2011 14:32
[ACTION]
[A scream more terrible than the cries from the millions of dinosaurs that perished when a meteor struck Earth rings out through the neighborhood of Stevens Road, its source being from house number 2240. That house has rather loud residents, don't you think? A few minutes later...]
[PHONE]
[Screw trying to calm down, Rizelea was PISSED. Sure, she's in a place she hadn't seen before, and apparently she has a family she'd rather not have, but the most heinous sin was... Her beautiful, carefully styled wing-shaped pigtails can no longer be attained! Her special hair clips weren't on her person, and that was unforgivable.]
WHOEVER DECIDED TO RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL, SILKY HAIR BETTER FESS UP SO I CAN PUNCH YER FACE IN! That's some nerve, stealing enchanted hair clips from a Valkyrie! It's just not the same if I don't put my hair up in the usual style! I also hate the fact that my lovely, ever-fashionable Goddess Union uniform is also missing, so I better get that back too! I can't stand these outdated, tacky, totally-not-my-color clothes! I've got better things to do than leaves pies on a windowsill in the middle of some spooky jamjar!
LUCIUS! I dunno how yet, but this is all your fault, you stupid idiotic fool!
this has to be lucius's fault,
!mayfield,
don't laugh at me you pug,
!ic,
my beautiful silky hair,
i want my laser back