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I woke up with a smile on my face because in my dream I had kissed the girlfriend of my enemy's brother. today i realized that yellow happy faces make me cry. i particpated in full-contact origami folding before finishing the final touches on my design of the flux capacitor. I bought a homeless man the champagne of beers, and he told me that it was unacceptable. I lit a stick of nag champa and stuck it into a cup of sunflower seed shells because I didn't have an incense holder, and when i came back into the room a half hour later the smell was unbearable because the shells had begun to burn. It was warm today so i stuck my head into the freezer and the relaxation caused me to fall asleep; i woke up with my eyes sealed shut just when my roommate started screaming that he could see natalie portman walking by through our window. I can't remember the last time i had one of the little juice box thingies...