Cook 4x03 Picspam
The amazingness that is Cook's episode and my lame attempt at a commentary. If you love Freddie and/or
Freffy you will probably hate me. Feel free to come in and let me know if you disagree with anything. I promise I'll be nice.
officer; your brief wants to meet you.
cook; any good?
officer; plead guilty, alright?
Swagger. Hot back. Sweaty Cook. Dirty Cook. Nuff' said.
duncan; life is this. this. you get born, eat some processed crap, then you die.
cook; right. and you're gonna get me off somewhere in between, yeah?
duncan; "punched the fuck out of Shanky Jenkinson." you know him? you know Shanky?
cook; no.
duncan; any particular reason?
cook; i was provoked.
duncan; by Shanky? (Cook shakes his head) by who? who provoked you? no? okay.
Poor Cookie, the love of his life is dating his "best friend", he's in jail for beating up a guy because of this and
now he has a crap lawyer who talks about sandwiches who could care less if Cook gets locked up. On the bright
side, lots of pretty Cookie. & LMFAO about the "possible moron" notation. Yep, I suck at commentaries.
duncan; it's your first offense, plead guilty and by the miracle of British justice you'll get a bullshit community
service.
cook; not guilty.
duncan; James, you did punch the fuck out of Shanky in front of 83 witnesses.
Seriously Cook? Not guilty? Our Cookie is a moron.
cook; not guilty.
judge; pardon? sorry, i thought you said "not guilty" there.
duncan; oh, yeah. yeah, he is, um, pleading not guilty.
judge; really?
duncan; really.
judge; right. right. well, the trial for the 15th of this month at 10 a.m. remanded on bail with an electronic tagging
order. and duncan?
duncan; yeah?
judge; really looking forward to hearing you defend this one. (snickers)
This whole scene is hilarious. The Judge's shock at Cook pleading not guilty, Duncan zoning out and
Cook's faces. Especially at the end when he hears that he's going to have to wear an ankle monitor.
officer; every day, between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. you've got to be in your house, right? or it goes off.
cook; i haven't got a house.
officer; says here you'll be staying with a Ms. Ruth Byatt.
cook; what? i ain't staying with her. no way.
officer 2; yes, you are. otherwise bleep bleep, we'll arrest you, bang you up. probably bang you about a bit
while we're doing it.
officer; he's joking.
cook; uhmm
Even the police officer wants some of the Cookie Monster. That is what he meant when he said by "bang you
about" right?
officer; Ms. Byatt.
cook; mum.
ruth; hello, Jimmy. how you been?
cook; nobody calls me Jimmy now, mum.
ruth; hello... Smelly.
I actually like Ruth, well except for the whole treating her son like crap at the end thing. I feel sorry for
her, but we'll get to that later. Anyway, poor Cook, you can tell he feels awkward.
ruth; he's been dying to see ya.
Pretty colors are pretty. I can never get over Cook's nerdy posh clothes. It's one of my favorite things
about him. He has his own adorable style.
OMG. Paddy FTW. How adorable is it that he's playing his brother's song? Mini Cook needs to be in every episode. I want him
and James Fitch to be bffs. If Skins keeps going on they need to be in Skins 11. (please don't ever let this
happen) They could just make them older next season and have them be the connecting characters.
cook; wet willy!
paddy; cook!
CUTEST SCENE EVER! I'm sure that even Cook haters found this incredibly adorable. Paddy's excitement
at seeing his brother is so cute. I can watch a show about Cook and Paddy all day.
paddy; mum says she forgives you and you can come back.
cook; yes, yeah.
paddy; and we got pizza to celebrate.
cook; oh, yeah. that's great, isn't it bro? pizza.
Holy pizza mother load & trousers ♥
First of all, UNF. Second of all, there should be a Cook shirtless in bed scene in every episode.
I hate that we never got to see the friendship between the three musketeers before there was Effy. I think I
might have liked Freddie if I had seen that. But all we saw was the beginning of series 3.
Seriously, shirtless Cook in every episode please. No wonder Cook is such a little horndog, he learned from
his mother. How anyone could hate Cook and think that he's a horrible person I will never understand. He's feeling
guilty about something that wasn't his fault. Sure he gave Naomi the drugs but she didn't have to give them Sophia. I
can't believe that for the first time ever I didn't want Cook to call Effy. I will never forgive her for walking out on Cook
when he was fighting. Freddie & Effy, horny douches. I'll forgive her when she picks Cook.
ruth; Jimmy, this is Alex. he's gonna be doing a piece on me.
alex; your mother is a genius. greatest conceptual artist since Duchamp.
ruth; he's gonna be doing me all week.
cook; great.
ruth; Jimmy's a criminal. but we've forgiven him.
alex; ruth says you're her greatest creation. a walking conceptual installation. that's cool man. but all your work's
mesmerizing. i mean, look at this composition, confluence concept. wow.
cook; mum, who's tits are those?
ruth; oh, don't be silly, can't you tell?
alex; it's tactual, you know? yeah, you just wanna touch them. you just wanna come on them.
LMFAO, Cook is like WTF in this entire scene. This is when Ruth first started confusing me. Just look at that
last cap, she looks ashamed, idk. I just think that she's like Cook only more immature. It's hard to explain.
Oh, well.
paddy; will you go to prison?
cook; might.
paddy; but if you say sorry won't they let you go?
cook; i'm not sorry.
paddy; why not?
cook; never say sorry kid.
paddy; why?
cook; cause you're not a pussy, are ya?
paddy; no.
cook; we don't play that game, do we? we don't play anyone's game.
paddy; except for Rockband. we can play that.
cook; yeah, yeah, yeah. we can play that. finished?
paddy; yeah... you're barmy.
Again, so cute. Cook walking his little brother to school just makes me squee. They're sharing fries! Aww, I know I'm
a dork. When I first saw this I just thought, "oh, Cook, don't teach him that". No child should think that saying sorry
makes him a pussy.
cook; alright, this is posh.
paddy; it's rubbish.
cook; who's giving you shit then, dude?
paddy; him. um, him. and him, no not him. he's nice. him. he kicked me in the balls twice.
cook; lads. (shakes his head) right, in.
paddy; but i wanna hang out with you.
cook; in! i'm gonna be enjoying me freedom.
paddy; doing what?
cook; i'm gonna have a white riot. touch me.
This is one of my favorite scenes in the episode. From Cook's face when Paddy's pointing out all of the boys that
pick on him to Cook's intimidating version of Freddie's head shake to Cook smiling as he looks at his brother
running into school. How cute is Paddy? "him, no not him, he's nice", Aww.
jj; oh, yes!
freddie; look, you cannot spin it, you're not allowed to spin it.
jj; boom.
freddie; anyway, it was two against one, you wankers.
jj; hey, do you think we should go cheer her up?
freddie; and how do you expect to do that, j? her boyfriend's just cheated on her with the hottest of the hot mate.
jj; yeah, Andrea is maximum hot. i think about her sometimes when i'm in bed. when i'm cozy. just before i go to
sleep. sorry! okay. i'm back. right.
Oh, JJ, how I love you. Never change. OMG! my JJ/Panda heart was so excited when JJ looked over to
Pandora and asked Freddie id they should go make her feel better. Just get these two together already.
freddie; you alright, Pandapops?
panda; not really.
jj; you know, love's startling overrated. i've never even had a girlfriend. look how happy i am. in between minor
psychological breakdowns. sure all the serotonin, endorphins and sex, etc, feel good but really "love"... an illusion.
can't last. nope.
freddie; nicely done.
Is it sad that I kind of agree with JJ? LMAO. My first "ugh" of the episode. Is Freddie making fun of JJ for not
saying the right thing when he didn't even try to say anything? JACKASS.
I love love love the music they used here. Seriously, what the hell has happened to Effy? I mean I love her season 4
clothes but they are so unlike her. I miss the old Effy, Yeah, I said that. I hate when people say that we shouldn't miss
the old Effy but we should. She was independent then, now he's all about Freddie. Oh, well. Look at Cookie's face when
he sees them kiss :( It's like you can see his heart breaking again.
cook; well, howdy fucking doody.
effy; hi, Cook.
cook; hi. i just swung by really to see how deep everyone's rolling. see who's up for coming for a pint and a poke.
JJ? Panda?
jj; no, thanks.
cook; no? why?
jj; just don't want to.
cook; naomio? what about you? bring your lady. we'll make it a threesome. what's up with you two? black guy?
anyone?
panda; aren't you scared, Cookie?
cook; of what?
panda; of going to the bloomin' chokey.
Serious question. Is this really how schools are in England? They have an area to lounge and play around?
Where I went to school we went from class to class and just had lunch in the cafeteria. If you had a free period
you went to the library. Makes me jealous. Anyway. Effy didn't waste a second in saying "hi" to Cook :D She
even kept looking at him as he walked. I love that Cook's wave was sort of inidifferent. Yeah Cookie, play hard
to get. He called Naomi "Naomio", aww. We all want a CEN threesome Cookie ;) I feel so bad for Naomi and
Emily. I can't even picture how it must be when they're home.
freddie; we'll come.
cook; no, you're alright. uh, what happened to you?
jj; you don't remember?
cook; no. remember what? who fucked you?
Ugh, Freddie's such a douche. I bet Freddie fans thought that that was nice of him to offer to go out with Cook.
I think that he was being an ass. He knows that Cook would hate being the third wheel with them. He'd be
hurting the whole time. Look at him choking the life out of Effy. He was expecting Cook to say no, just look
at his stupid smile. Aww, you can tell that JJ was more mad at Cook because he thought that Cook knew that
he hit him and didn't apologize. JJ's smile at the end shows that he really loves Cook. and that feels better
knowing that Cook just didn't know what happened.
dave; ahh, finally, the famous Mr. Cook. hi, dave... we should pow wow.
cook; huh?
dave; i can see that this college has failed you Mr. Cook. and i am deeply sorry but that is 10 years of willy nilly
policy and red tape noncensory for you. so unfortunately, since you've been implicated as were by the law, um,
you have been automatically expelled, expunged, excommunicated and i'm going to have to ask you to scoot off.
I miss Harriet so much. This guy's gonna have everyone expelled by the time the series ends. LMAO, "huh?" too cute.
I see you getting mad Effy.
cook; or what?
dave; well, or Jonathan here will escort you with, uh, you know, extreme prejudice.
cook; dude, Jonathan can kiss my ass. unless he's tired from licking yours that is. Jonathan?
dave; yes, that is tremendously amusing. nevertheless, you are going to have to abrogate and egress from the premises.
I'll love you forever Cook.
cook; don't touch me.
jonathan; this way.
cook; get your fucking hands off --
jonathan; come on.
effy; what the fuck are you doing?!
cook; fuck.
dave; well, it's an incident, certainly reasonable force utilized in self defense, "defense". luckily, it's all over now.
and, uh, we can all go back to normal. good morning.
freddie; cook, are you alright?
cook; fuck off mate.
What the fuck? Who gave this guy a job dealing with children? Pepper spray? Are you kidding me? and finally
some emotion out of Effy. Of, course it was because her man was being abused. I read too much into things but
you can see her angry in the background and looking at Freddie to see how he's reacting but all she's getting is
an emotionless face. Even after Cook is being dragged out and tells Freddie to fuck off she's watching Cook. I
won't even get into how Freddie looks at JJ when that happened.
Is Sophia going to be in every episode? I think so.
naomi; when did you get so sorry for yourself Cook?
cook; huh?
naomi; we can talk about her. that's why you're here, isn't it? we gave that girl, Sophia, drugs.
cook; i didn't give her nothing, man.
naomi; and i had an afair with her.
cook; what?
naomi; and now she's dead. that's why you're here. you feel bad.
cook; fuck off. i just came round to see if you wanted that non-leso willy waggle, that's all.
naomi; yeah, right. do you wanna know how i feel? i feel fucking terrible. my girlfriend won't look at me. i could cry
every minute. i feel shit and all i can do is feel it.
This scene is so pretty. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Skins is the master of beautiful cinematography.
When Cook is down where does he go? Noami's house :D MY CN heart is so happy about that. BFFs people,
BFFs. Poor Naomi. But she made her bed and now she has to lie in it. I hope they work it out soon. I don't want
my bbs unhappy. This scene is an example of how Cook hides his feelings, he laughs and makes crude jokes.
Naomi is the only one who sees through that.
naomi; deal with it.
cook; waggle me!
I don't know why but I always laugh when he just turns around and leaves.
duncan; yes?
cook; wanted to see how me case is going, Duncan.
duncan; you don't got a case.
cook; that's a matter of opinion, that is mate, matter of opinion.
Oh, Cook, you're delusional.
duncan; well in summary, you've got about as much chance of getting off as i have of bagging a shag with Angelina Jolie.
cook; right. lose the mustache then probably.
duncan; it's just not happening kid. to use legal terminology, you're guilty as fuck.
cook; yeah, me mum says i should get a proper lawyer. what, you don't care?
duncan; uh, no. i really really don't. see i get paid anyway, so.
cook; she's filthy rich. she's famous.
duncan; yeah?
cook; yeah.
duncan; lucky you.
cook; look Duncan, stuff's happened to me man that you should know about. you should be out there telling them all this
shit that's gone down in my life. Duncan, are you smoking a number?
duncan; got a problem?
cook; yeah, problem. you're taking a fucking piss, man. what, doesn't anyone owe me anything here? do i not get a hearing,
no?
duncan; you put a kid in a hospital. remember? what's your excuse?
cook; people. people fucked me up man.
duncan; well, go tell that to a judge. "mommy fucked me up--"
cook; don't fucking speak about my momma. you don't talk about her, alright?
duncan; i'm not. you are.
cook; proper shit, aren't ya? proper fucking shit, aren't ya?!
"Dooncan, are ya smokin a numba?" One of my favorite Skins lines LMFAO. I wonder what Cook thinks Duncan
should be telling. Does he really think that what he did was justifiable? At least he's not ashamed of his mother.
He loves her. Good boy. Defend your whory mom even though you don't need to and she doesn't deserve it.
Our Cookie is so angry :(
ruth; what do you think?
cook; is it true?
ruth; Jimmy, art is always true.
cook; why did you leave my dad?
ruth; because he was a twat. agreed? (Cook nods) he was entertaining, good in bed, didn't give a flying fuck for anyone
or anything. ultimately is just gets on your tits. bit boring.
cook; is that why you threw me out?
ruth; you sold my wedding rings to buy dope. you wanted me to throw you out, didn't you? but hey, that's over. you've
come to see my work. i love that. and look, i'm a whore. aren't you proud of what i've done? come see a masterpiece. it's
going to make Damien Hirst cut his cock off and pickle it.
It is cute that he went to see his mom's art. Maybe he was bored but it's nice that he went there. Honestly, I'd
kick him out too if he sold my jewelry to buy dope. Even if it ended up bad I do think that this scene was kind of
nice, they were bonding.
cook; what?
ruth; you little shit! you did that on purpose!
cook; no.
ruth; smart bastard, don't think i don't know. get out! go on, get out!
Oh, Freddie McClair shame on you, you little horndog. Cook doesn't really know how to react. If this weren't
about his mother he'd be in someone's face ready to fight but this is his mom and he doesn't want to go off on
her. Poor guy, she must be bipolar. Jeez, did she not see the cord around his ankle? Obviously, she's they type
of mom who hits :/.
The thought of Freddie and his mom has made him literally sick. Too much is too much.
cook; yeah, uh, Shanky, please.
lady; Shanky! friend.
cook; yeah, Shanky. you Shanky, yeah? right, look. this is weird. um. look, i didn't. i've come around to say sor-- well,
you know, right? it wasn't your fault. see, they're gonna send me down, alright? so, if you could say anything like, i don't
know, i came over and said "sorry". i am sorry mate, you know?
shanky; i hope they get you in the showers and fuck you up the ass.
First time Cook swallows his pride and apologizes he get's the door slammed in his face. Granted he didn't do a
good job but he was so obviously sorry.
freddie; mate, listen, thank Christ you're here...
cook; yeah, i want to talkk to you.
ruth; well , look who it is, the man who's cost me 90,000 quid. hello, you sweet little turd.
cook; mum!
ruth; that's right, still your mum. and... yep.
cook; where's Paddy?
ruth; oh, he's gone to see that friend, what's-his-name, that friend, never mind. look who's here, Freddie, Freddie, Freddie.
long time no see Freddie.
cook; what do you want man?
freddie; easy, i came to see if you were alright. if that's okay?
cook; yeah, i'm fine, mhmm. tipsy topsy.
ruth; well, i'm glad that someone is, cause we've got a-- hey, now we can have a proper party, can't we?
Lots of things to say. I do believe that Freddie went to see if Cook was alright. Yeah, shocker. Cookie is a good
brother. He asks where his brother is and then is frustrated that his mother doesn't know where he is. Ruth is a
funny bitchy drunk.
ruth; i say the boys are back in townnnn
cook; mum!
freddie; she hasn't changed then.
Awkward and yet hilarious. Freddie's faces are priceless. I could watch this over and over and I would laugh
hysterically every single time.
freddie; your 15th birthday party.
cook; what?! where was i?
freddie; drunk. you had six coconut daiquiris. and anyway, i was last man standing, and i was still fucked off my
head.
cook; so you fucked my mum?!
freddie; it wasn't like that!
cook; well, then tell me, Fred. what the fuck was it like? hang on. no, don't answer that shit.
freddie; it was just a blow job.
cook; oh! what a relief, man! thank goodness!
freddie; i'll make it up to you.
cook: how are you going to do that, Freddie? i let you take the one fucking girl i've ever loved, man. Freddie, is there
anyone else i care about that you want to slip one to, mate?
freddie; i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
cook; it's fine. sorted. everything's cool.
freddie: Effy loves me. how can i...
cook; stop talking about it!
freddie; you smashed JJ, Cook.
cook; i... i didn't.
freddie; he loves you, Cook. well, that's all.
Alot: This is the first episode where I have found Freddie hot. Idk why. Freddie is a hypocrite. Your friend
fucking your sister is common and not a big deal. Your friend doing anything sexual with your mother is not.
"hang on. no, don't answer that shit." LMFAOOO and then even more funny, "oh! what a relief, man! thank
goodness!" How the heck do you make it up to someone after you do that? Are there any more girls in Cook's
life that Freddie would do? This is the scene where I came up with a new theory. I really think that if Effy
wanted Cook instead that Freddie would be okay with it. I think that Freddie likes her and is with her because
she says she wants to. "Effy loves me. how can i..." so if she didn't love you what? You'd let her go? I think so.
Maybe I'm reading too much into it. Maybe it's just Freddie being Freddie. & how random is Freddie mentioning
the Cook hit JJ thing? But look at our Cookie's face when he realizes this :(
freddie; and i love you too. whatever you're doing, you can stop. all you got to do is stop.
I actually do think that Freddie loves Cook. Just in his own weird way.
OMG Jack is just amazing. He shows so many different emotions in this tiny scene.
How awesome is it that Cook has 38 sexy pictures of Effy on his phone? Sad Cook, DNW ever. I have never been
this upset for a character since Dean. Dean was the only one who could really get to me when he cried until
now. Jack's one of the most talented actors I've ever seen.
officer; now you want to speak to him.
ruth; oh, i will. i'm gonna, i'm gonna. don't you worry.
officer; okay, if i hear about you again, anyway. good evening.
ruth; good evening.
cook; what'd you do?
paddy; me and paul, we drank 6 red bulls each. we farted in a lift, we swam in a fountain, stole bags of m & m's and we
started a fire at college Green.
cook; what'd you do that for?
paddy; cause i'm not a pussy.
Ruth's drunk attempt at saying "good evening" properly is hilarious. Cook is not happy with Paddy.
You can just tell that Ruth is just mad because Paddy is turning into another Cook.
ruth; every time... i try to do... something.... for this family... that's all you get! everything's gone wrong since you came
back. you're like an infection! go on! that's right! you bugger off!
paddy; where are we going?
ruth; that's right, just go on! go on, just bugger off!
Oh, Ruth, I liked you until you said that to your son. Notice that he still respects her and rather than stay and
argue he takes his little brother away from a dangerous situation. Also shirtless angry cook getting a car A+.
This entire montage is adorable.
cook; take it easy. i fucking love you Pads. you hear me? just you and me. no one else understands.
paddy; yeah... fuck everybody! fuck mum! fuck everybody! everybody else is a fucking tosser! a fucking tosser!
fucking tosser! i hate them!
Bad Cook! Don't teach your little brother how to smoke! Who do we now know are the two people Cook loves
most? Effy and Paddy. ie. " just you and me." We've heard this before, haven't we? Luckily, Cook will no longer
be a bad influence on is little brother because I think that this is when Cook finally realized that he needs to
change his ways. Paddy's anger at such a young age shocks Cook. Look at the shock on his face!
cook; ayo, at your window. looking good Naomikins.
Poor Naomi :(
Anyway, too much cute. From Cook's "Naomikins" to Cook carrying Paddy on his back to Cook going to his safe
haven to Naomi putting covers on Paddy as Cook watches. They'd make the cutest family.
naomi; we didn't kill her, you know. she killed herself. it doesn't help, though. i still spend every day feeling like I
want to puke.
cook; how's Emily?
naomi; angry. so... lonely. it all means so much to you, doesn't it?
cook; what?
naomi; life. you just live a bit harder than everybody else does. you splash about. you wallow in it. like you can't lose
a moment.
cook; yeah, i'm well hard.
This scene is so beautiful. Look, pretty people and picnics.
I have seen this scene over 50 times and I die every time. I knew that this kiss wouldn't mean anything sexual.
They just have this weird connection and this is how both of them deal with their issues. I love that Cook
stopped it. It shows that he cares about Naomi and Emily's relationship and he knows that if anything a
happens between them it will be end of all of their relationships. Also, Jack and Lily's chemistry is on fire.
cook; the thing is, Naomi, you splash about, other people get wet. i don't give a fuck or anything, it's just... you get a
bit... you know. fuck's sake! i'm never going to get to bone you, am i?
naomi; no. i love someone.
cook; you and me both, girl. you and me both.
Aren't they the cutest bffs you've ever seen? Who would've thought last season that Naomi would be sitting on
the ground laying her head on Cook's shoulder. Naomily fans got happy when Naomi said that she loved
someone, Emily of course, and us CE fans got happy when Cook said that he loved someone too. It just proves
even more that CE are endgame. I've come to the conclusion that NE and CE are true love but CN are
soulmates. I've learned from Dawson's Creek that not all soulmates are meant to be together, Jack and Jen
anyone? They can just be bestfriends and I feel that way about Cook and Naomi. They have a connection that
neither of them has with anyone else. Naomi is the only one that really understands Cook and Naomi is the girl
that Cook truly respects, he's shown this on more than one occasion.
duncan; lot of people looking for you. where's your brother?
cook; friend's house. he's sleeping.
duncan; got to give him back.
cook; i know.
duncan; and i'd probably get another lawyer, if I were you. cause, i'm pretty fucking shit all round, you know.
cook; but you're my shit. ok?
duncan; i'm the only defence lawyer i know with a 100% conviction rate. ah, jeez, they're going to put you in jail, James.
what's eating you? what are you rebelling against?
cook; what have you got?
duncan; there you go, you see. you're too fucking smart for most people. they don't even know you're quoting Marlon
Brando, do they?
cook; you're pretty sharp yourself, for a shit lawyer.
duncan; well, it's easier, ain't it? blaming all your shit on everyone else. well, come on, then, why don't you tell me
something you have done? that you did... all by your shitty little self.
cook; last year, i stole my best friend's girlfriend just because i could. then i fucked her mate, best mate, multiple times,
man, just because i could.
duncan; it's chicken feed, James. what is this? Oprah? tell me something fucking worthwhile!
come on,you dick!
cook; just wanted to fucking crack someone.
duncan; right.
cook; he just... Freddie, man. i couldn't stand the way that she was fucking looking at him. and i was thinking, why does
everybody get to piss on me? everybody always fucking pisses on me. my fucking mum. my dad is a fucking tosser.and
no one gives a shit! everybody's just out for them-fucking-selves!
duncan; ah, grow up. they won't give a shit. so fucking what?!
cook; so i fucking smashed the shit out of that kid! i fucking kicked the shit out of him and i fucking enjoyed it! i enjoyed
it, ok?
duncan; ok. that's pretty good.
cook; duncan?
duncan; yeah, kid?
cook; there's something else.
Who didn't want to give Cook a hug after this scene? Jack's acting is astounding. If Jack doesn't have an
incredible career after Skins I will be incredibly disappointed in the media. I honestly have no words to
describe how I feel about this scene. It's just amazing. How could anyone hate Cook after this scene? The guy
has had a crappy life and all he wants is for someone to love him. Question. This has been annoying me so
much. When the hell was Effy Freddie's girlfriend?! They were never together. Effy was more Cook's girlfriend
than she was Freddie's. Cook shouldn't be feeling guilty for something he didn't do. He didn't steal Effy away
from Freddie. It was more the other way around.
cook; no, that kid was pestering me much. just kept on asking me for MDMA.
detective; Sophia?
cook; yeah. yeah, so, eventually, you know, i just gave her some. just to shut her up more than anything. i didn't see
her again until she fell off the balcony.
detective; do you want a lawyer here, James?
cook; no, that's fine. he knows what i'm telling ya.
detective 2; and nobody else was involved?
cook; nope, nobody but me.
Cook taking the blame for Naomi just shows what an amazing friend he is. Take notes Freddie.
effy; been up to much?
cook; oh, you know.
effy; i bet it's all action. ballroom dancing in the morning, followed by a gin rummy tournament and bumming in
the showers.
cook; yeah, I can barely sit.
effy; we're coming to your trial thing tomorrow.
cook; we?
effy; yeah. we. Freddie's worried sick.
cook; i bet he is. probably scared I'm going to get off and steal his woman again.
effy; i love him, Cook. that's what i came to say.
I knew what was coming but I still good excited when Effy went to see Cook. Ugh, "we", gag me. At least Cook
now knows Freddie more. He said exactly what a lot of us were thinking, Freddie is scared that Cook will steal
Effy away. Effy, why do you insist on making me hate you now? Why come visit Cook just to tell him that you
love Freddie? Kick the guy while he's down why don't ya. Again, Jack's acting is... wow. He doesn't have to say
how he felt when she said that, you can see it.
cook; how is the love?
effy; it's a bit of a head fuck, to be honest. not simple. i know you'd understand that. but i'm giving it a go. that's what
i always loved about you, Cook. you're brave.
cook; Eff? would you tell JJ... you know.
Wow, Eff. Your enthusiasm astounds me. I wish I were in a relationship that made me so happy
and gave me a head fuck. At least we got this: "what i always loved about you, Cook. you're brave".
& of course Cook wants her to give his JJ a message and she knows exactly what to say :)
cook; you care.
duncan; i don't.
cook; yeah, it's a good job, no win, no fail, otherwise i'd be fucked.
duncan; yeah.
Aww, Duncan does care. Cook gets everyone to care about him. What the hell happened to Luke this episode?
Why so hot? Not hotter than Jack though. I'll probably get over it soon. Maybe he was having a good few days.
Aww, JJ and Cook love. Seriously Effy, what the fuck are you wearing?
paddy; Cook! Cook! no, let me go! Cook!
cook; what are you doing here?
paddy; i banged out of school. i don't give a shit. i want to watch.
cook; listen, alright? listen. be a big man for me now, okay? i need you to sit there for us and wait, yeah? you can't
come in.
freddie; come sit over here with us.
paddy; tell them to piss off! tell 'em you didn't do anything.
Cookie wants his Paddy to be a man :( So cute and yet sad. Look at Effy, she's sad right along with us. I bet she
didn't know Cook had a little brother who adored him. Notice how Cook just keeps looking over at Effy as he's
walking towards Paddy. (Yes, I choose to say he's looking at Effy) Well, Freddie, being a good human and
comforting Paddy? I'm shocked. But looky here, who is Effy looking after and worried about? Her man, Cook.
She looks likes she's on the verge of crying. Also, Kaya is so pretty.
judge; and how do you plead?
cook; guilty.
judge; Mr. Cook, you've wasted a lot of our time, and bail has been a disaster. your mother says she's unable to control
your behaviour and she is unwilling to accept you back into the family home. do you understand?
cook; yes.
judge; so i'm afraid a custodial sentence is inevitable. in any case, i'm told there may be other charges. however, since
you wisely changed your plead, we're going to remand you into custody for reports. you should expect to be there for
several months. and James, while you're there, i strongly advise you to behave yourself. sentence set for two weeks from
today. take him down.
Cute, beautiful, gorgeous, hot, more mature Cook on your screen people.
Gotta say it. Cook looks so badass when they come out the door. Our Cookie is going to jail and his trial won't
be in two weeks. In other words, Jack won't be in next week's episode but he'll be in the next. Kill us now.
Anyway, we got the nod. The nod. Her man is getting locked up be he's brave and she knows he's going to get
through it. The nod. Who's reactions do we see? JJ, surprised, Paddy, confused and upset, Effy, reassuring
Cook and Freddie, nada, not even on screen. The nod. The nod people. What does that mean....
ENDGAME♥
So we're getting no Cook next week. Luckily it's Katie's episode and it will be bad ass. What we know: Cook is locked up but will come out more mature.
Katie is Katie Fucking Fitch, the HBIC. Effy sounds incredibly convincing when she says that love is "great and lovely", "it's fine", NOT.
Oh, Freddie, me thinks the honeymoon is over.
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