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[violentflutist]

Jesus fucking christ, I swear to god-

This is fucking ridiculous, I mean, shit, if I have to see this bastard's fucking face this close one more fucking time, I'm just going to fucking kill myself, I swear

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[opfern]

Hey, I'm not trying to be any of those things! I'm just trying to read! I thought you wanted to sleep. Please don't chop off my hand.

[violentflutist]

ARE TOO.

[opfern]

I'm not trying to be macho or violent! You're the one acting macho and violent! I thought you were going to rip off my arm earlier!

[violentflutist]

I AM NOT.

[opfern]

What is this, grade school? Just calm down. I don't like this anymore than you... Are you hungry or something?

[violentflutist]

Fucking no.

[opfern]

But we haven't yet. That's not good for you... You must be hungry? I know I am.

[violentflutist]

Ninja can go days without food.

[opfern]

I'm not a ninja! I'm a rocket engineer. Can you stand still while I try to make something simple for both of us?

[violentflutist]

Fine.

[opfern]

Alright. Ah...what do you like?

[violentflutist]

What the fuck ever.

[opfern]

Okay... I'll figure something out, then.

[violentflutist]

Do that.

[opfern]

...

[ OOC: God he's as tense as he can be, now. He'll try to do everything with one hand but might need to use his other hand occasionally...with many apologies. Yay for sandwiches. ]

[violentflutist]

{ooc: Tayuya introduces the wonders of cursing}