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Haha.
Warrant is coming to the Ridglea Theater.
I think I'll wear my black leather swimsuit and my knee high boots, and fulfill "Cherry Pie"'s full lapdance potential.
Has anyone ever noticed that in the commerical for Propolene, the woman that says "I didn't do anything different! I just took [the pill] and I lost weight!" looks like she is completely cracked out and trying to keep from pissing herself? Yeah "the fat just comes off", but so does your sanity. It is completely illogical to think that you can lose weight AND be healthy without eating right and/or exercising. You can take all the meds you want, but you will never FEEL healthy.. just like the fat woman selling weight loss pills.
I can't wait until the weekdays start again (tomorrow). That means Oprah at 4, and back to back CSI at 6 and 7. What a wonderful afternoon/evening.. 5 days a week.
Oh p.s., I have become a television freak again. But I still read, so I'm rebuilding brain cells as I kill them.
I decided that I would be completely satisfied if God was exactly the way Kevin Smith portrays him/her in Dogma. Alanis Morissette plays God, and the first time you see her she is in a gown of ethereal proportions, with deep flowing locks and an inkling to do handstands in the grass that she created. How divine.
Sarah and I had a discussion about how much we love school, and frankly, one month and 12 days is far too long. School needs to start now. I love not being bored all day and I love coming home from 5 periods of learning and then getting to do more learning in the comfort of my home. Plus Trinity is badass, and I get excited to be around adults most of the day. Besides Sarah, my favorite people tend to be adults. I told Mrs. Berry that if she ever needed to locate me during a lunch or passing period, all she would have to do is look inside a classroom and she would find me conversating with a teacher about life and theories. Unless I was in Ms. May or Dickie's room, then we would be talking about other people.
I don't know exactly how twisted this is, but I get a sick pleasure out of seeing people that deserve to fail fall right on their ass.
My tumbling class started last week. Working out those layout stepouts and the all-powerful full twisting layout! Ahhh.... we'll see how that goes. I've already hyper-extended both knees--what a great start to a physically rigorous rest of the summer. Nationals, Nationals, Nationals.. all I'm thinking. I hope the rest of you cheerleadahs are doing your part to keep in shape and IMPROVE!!!! I saw JP the other day, and he wanted to know why there weren't more of us working out and tumbling. Sadly and embarrassingly enough, I had no answer for him.
If you don't take that as a hint, then I don't know what else to say. OH yeah, sign painting in 3 weeks. HAHAHA.
Anyway, I think I'll go scarf down some more mini 4th of July cupcakes, watch pointless movies on Comedy Central, not shower, paint and re-paint my fingernails, and drink 4 sprites.. as I tend to do.
Happy 4th everyone!
Warrant is coming to the Ridglea Theater.
I think I'll wear my black leather swimsuit and my knee high boots, and fulfill "Cherry Pie"'s full lapdance potential.
Has anyone ever noticed that in the commerical for Propolene, the woman that says "I didn't do anything different! I just took [the pill] and I lost weight!" looks like she is completely cracked out and trying to keep from pissing herself? Yeah "the fat just comes off", but so does your sanity. It is completely illogical to think that you can lose weight AND be healthy without eating right and/or exercising. You can take all the meds you want, but you will never FEEL healthy.. just like the fat woman selling weight loss pills.
I can't wait until the weekdays start again (tomorrow). That means Oprah at 4, and back to back CSI at 6 and 7. What a wonderful afternoon/evening.. 5 days a week.
Oh p.s., I have become a television freak again. But I still read, so I'm rebuilding brain cells as I kill them.
I decided that I would be completely satisfied if God was exactly the way Kevin Smith portrays him/her in Dogma. Alanis Morissette plays God, and the first time you see her she is in a gown of ethereal proportions, with deep flowing locks and an inkling to do handstands in the grass that she created. How divine.
Sarah and I had a discussion about how much we love school, and frankly, one month and 12 days is far too long. School needs to start now. I love not being bored all day and I love coming home from 5 periods of learning and then getting to do more learning in the comfort of my home. Plus Trinity is badass, and I get excited to be around adults most of the day. Besides Sarah, my favorite people tend to be adults. I told Mrs. Berry that if she ever needed to locate me during a lunch or passing period, all she would have to do is look inside a classroom and she would find me conversating with a teacher about life and theories. Unless I was in Ms. May or Dickie's room, then we would be talking about other people.
I don't know exactly how twisted this is, but I get a sick pleasure out of seeing people that deserve to fail fall right on their ass.
My tumbling class started last week. Working out those layout stepouts and the all-powerful full twisting layout! Ahhh.... we'll see how that goes. I've already hyper-extended both knees--what a great start to a physically rigorous rest of the summer. Nationals, Nationals, Nationals.. all I'm thinking. I hope the rest of you cheerleadahs are doing your part to keep in shape and IMPROVE!!!! I saw JP the other day, and he wanted to know why there weren't more of us working out and tumbling. Sadly and embarrassingly enough, I had no answer for him.
If you don't take that as a hint, then I don't know what else to say. OH yeah, sign painting in 3 weeks. HAHAHA.
Anyway, I think I'll go scarf down some more mini 4th of July cupcakes, watch pointless movies on Comedy Central, not shower, paint and re-paint my fingernails, and drink 4 sprites.. as I tend to do.
Happy 4th everyone!