Jan 02, 2005 11:59
GAH
gah
GAH
gah
GAH
fucking fucking hate fucking fucking family fucking shit.
hid for most of the evening in the study, mainly to hide from my lil cousin who kept following me around the whole place and holding my hand...GAH i dont want kids...
as if the evening wasnt bad enuf....the presents start being opened...i was in the kitchen at the time and my other cousin ran in with the present and i was like ok so i like went into the lounge and sat on a chair next to the door - which turned out to be seriously convenient - so i opened this present from my great aunt and it was a fucking 80's leotard....with the orange, green, purple, blue triangular patterns....WHO THE FUCK WEARS LEOTARDS....i had to run out and hide in the study once again...collapsing into silent hysterics....GAH wtf?!?!? i was sooo incredibly shocked i kept randomly giggling all night...and then when i thanked her she was like 'oh you can wear it for sport or with jeans...' WHAT THE FUCK?!?! again i had to hide in the study to contain myself... i would not be seen dead it in let alone with jeans!?!...my dads gf saw it later on and after falling about laughing she wanted me to frame it or worse try it on for fun.
GAH....and then i made my lil cousin cry...ooops...wasnt my fault! k i sed that she stole my jelly babies - which she did - MY FAVORITE ONES - she ate most of the black ones! i actually was saying it jokily but then my other cousin made it sound worse so she cried! OOOOPS
GAH no more fucking family shit for a while....someone please please organise something for next saturday or i'll have to go to another one at sum1 elses house - where there's no where to hide...
PLEEEASE....