Dear Halloween
Dear Halloween,
It's over.
We had something special there for a while. You know I really loved you.
Its like you've turned into someone I don't know anymore. But you're all cheap and commercial now. You've been sold out. Sometimes these things just happen. You know just like Christmas. But worse for you, you've gone slutty as well.
I've watch you with this trend for a while. But the underage slutty is just going too far.
Trick or Treat
I'm through with you.
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Actually I found this after I wrote that:
What's wrong with Children's Halloween Costumes? Everything
another slutoween costume article Though their actual example picture is not that bad, though GOTH IS ALSO NOT A FUCKING COSTUME!!
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That last article does bring up a good point. I remember as a child it was cold on Halloween so an important part of the costume was it's ability to cover up my coat, or a large sweater at the very least. But maybe kids these days all trick or treat at the mall? In Montana the schools still make the kids go outside in their costumes in the snow and walk around the block. Which seemed cruel but the kids didn't seem to mind. In fact many of them would later end up watching our projected movies while sitting in the snow on our lawn. But not a single one of them were wearing a slutoween costume. This was only a few years ago. And last year in San Francisco none of the kids were wearing slutoween, and many costumes were in fact handmade.
Happy slutoween!
It's over.
We had something special there for a while. You know I really loved you.
Its like you've turned into someone I don't know anymore. But you're all cheap and commercial now. You've been sold out. Sometimes these things just happen. You know just like Christmas. But worse for you, you've gone slutty as well.
I've watch you with this trend for a while. But the underage slutty is just going too far.
Trick or Treat
I'm through with you.
-----------
Actually I found this after I wrote that:
What's wrong with Children's Halloween Costumes? Everything
another slutoween costume article Though their actual example picture is not that bad, though GOTH IS ALSO NOT A FUCKING COSTUME!!
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That last article does bring up a good point. I remember as a child it was cold on Halloween so an important part of the costume was it's ability to cover up my coat, or a large sweater at the very least. But maybe kids these days all trick or treat at the mall? In Montana the schools still make the kids go outside in their costumes in the snow and walk around the block. Which seemed cruel but the kids didn't seem to mind. In fact many of them would later end up watching our projected movies while sitting in the snow on our lawn. But not a single one of them were wearing a slutoween costume. This was only a few years ago. And last year in San Francisco none of the kids were wearing slutoween, and many costumes were in fact handmade.
Happy slutoween!