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my life is over if i get caught.
im starting to think i will.
she broke the news to me on aim tonight.
sarahdaveeegan: todd
sarahdaveeegan: i'm pregnant.
todd js edge: yea hi to you to...
todd js edge: and you better be fucking kidding...
sarahdaveeegan: i'm not fucking around
todd js edge: no...
sarahdaveeegan: uhm, yeah.
todd js edge: this isnt fuckin funny...
todd js edge: sarah... if we get fuckin caught were in a world of shit.
todd js edge: stop it
sarahdaveeegan: TODD.
sarahdaveeegan: i'm not fucking kidding.
sarahdaveeegan: i'm freaking the the fuck out.
sarahdaveeegan: and i don't know what to do.
sarahdaveeegan: and you're gunna hate me
sarahdaveeegan: but i don't know if it's yours
sarahdaveeegan: or drew's.
todd js edge: thats awesome sarah
todd js edge: real fuckin awesome.
todd js edge: maybe we can figure that out when heshe comes out at birth.
todd js edge: and if not maybe me and drew can rock paper scissor for it.
sarahdaveeegan: this isn't a joke.
todd js edge: REALLY?
sarahdaveeegan: toddddd, please.
todd js edge: well... what do you want me to say
todd js edge: its ok sarah well figure it out
todd js edge: or
todd js edge: oh sarah thats wonderful what should we name it.
todd js edge: or even better... aww me you and drew can be a wonderful little family until we figure out whos it is...
sarahdaveeegan: stop it
sarahdaveeegan: i've only told you.
sarahdaveeegan: i'm almost POSITIVE it's yours
sarahdaveeegan: but there's a good chance it's not too
sarahdaveeegan: i was having sex with both of you.
todd js edge: that's so fucking awesome.
todd js edge: im happy for you.
sarahdaveeegan: fuck you
sarahdaveeegan: don't even play me that way.
sarahdaveeegan: you're fucking beth as well
sarahdaveeegan: AND you were fucking whoever else while me too.
sarahdaveeegan: more than just two people.
todd js edge: PROTECTED
sarahdaveeegan: i call bullshit.
sarahdaveeegan: BULLSHIT!
todd js edge: pr5ve it.
sarahdaveeegan: rebecca.
todd js edge: once.
sarahdaveeegan: don't fucking lie.
sarahdaveeegan: dick.
todd js edge: whateverrr
sarahdaveeegan: TODD I'M NOT KIDDING
sarahdaveeegan: SERIOUSLY.
todd js edge: fine
todd js edge: abort it.
sarahdaveeegan: WHAT THE FUCK.
sarahdaveeegan: why are you so insensitive?
todd js edge: why are you looking to me for answers
todd js edge: when you dont even know whose it is
sarahdaveeegan: cuz i was hoping you'd be somewhat supportive of what's going on
sarahdaveeegan: but apparently, i was wrong.
sarahdaveeegan: you don't love me.
todd js edge: sarah seriously do not fucking start with me
todd js edge: i was just fine until you fucking imed with a big fat suprise...
todd js edge: like OH HEY TODDDD IM PREGNANT SO AWESOMEZ
sarahdaveeegan: well, sorry.
sarahdaveeegan: and i'm having this child.
sarahdaveeegan: if it turns out to be a positive pregnancy.
todd js edge: ok have fun with that
sarahdaveeegan: that's all?
todd js edge: well wtf do you want me to say
todd js edge: im not fucking up to being caught.
todd js edge: and if shit fails with you and drew
todd js edge: i KNOW youll bring the drama.
sarahdaveeegan: what the hell
sarahdaveeegan: no.
sarahdaveeegan: i just want to know you'll be there if it ends up being yours
todd js edge: nope
sarahdaveeegan: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
sarahdaveeegan: I'M SERIOUSLY DONE.
sarahdaveeegan signed off at 1:34:45 AM
SO AWESOME.
im starting to think i will.
she broke the news to me on aim tonight.
sarahdaveeegan: todd
sarahdaveeegan: i'm pregnant.
todd js edge: yea hi to you to...
todd js edge: and you better be fucking kidding...
sarahdaveeegan: i'm not fucking around
todd js edge: no...
sarahdaveeegan: uhm, yeah.
todd js edge: this isnt fuckin funny...
todd js edge: sarah... if we get fuckin caught were in a world of shit.
todd js edge: stop it
sarahdaveeegan: TODD.
sarahdaveeegan: i'm not fucking kidding.
sarahdaveeegan: i'm freaking the the fuck out.
sarahdaveeegan: and i don't know what to do.
sarahdaveeegan: and you're gunna hate me
sarahdaveeegan: but i don't know if it's yours
sarahdaveeegan: or drew's.
todd js edge: thats awesome sarah
todd js edge: real fuckin awesome.
todd js edge: maybe we can figure that out when heshe comes out at birth.
todd js edge: and if not maybe me and drew can rock paper scissor for it.
sarahdaveeegan: this isn't a joke.
todd js edge: REALLY?
sarahdaveeegan: toddddd, please.
todd js edge: well... what do you want me to say
todd js edge: its ok sarah well figure it out
todd js edge: or
todd js edge: oh sarah thats wonderful what should we name it.
todd js edge: or even better... aww me you and drew can be a wonderful little family until we figure out whos it is...
sarahdaveeegan: stop it
sarahdaveeegan: i've only told you.
sarahdaveeegan: i'm almost POSITIVE it's yours
sarahdaveeegan: but there's a good chance it's not too
sarahdaveeegan: i was having sex with both of you.
todd js edge: that's so fucking awesome.
todd js edge: im happy for you.
sarahdaveeegan: fuck you
sarahdaveeegan: don't even play me that way.
sarahdaveeegan: you're fucking beth as well
sarahdaveeegan: AND you were fucking whoever else while me too.
sarahdaveeegan: more than just two people.
todd js edge: PROTECTED
sarahdaveeegan: i call bullshit.
sarahdaveeegan: BULLSHIT!
todd js edge: pr5ve it.
sarahdaveeegan: rebecca.
todd js edge: once.
sarahdaveeegan: don't fucking lie.
sarahdaveeegan: dick.
todd js edge: whateverrr
sarahdaveeegan: TODD I'M NOT KIDDING
sarahdaveeegan: SERIOUSLY.
todd js edge: fine
todd js edge: abort it.
sarahdaveeegan: WHAT THE FUCK.
sarahdaveeegan: why are you so insensitive?
todd js edge: why are you looking to me for answers
todd js edge: when you dont even know whose it is
sarahdaveeegan: cuz i was hoping you'd be somewhat supportive of what's going on
sarahdaveeegan: but apparently, i was wrong.
sarahdaveeegan: you don't love me.
todd js edge: sarah seriously do not fucking start with me
todd js edge: i was just fine until you fucking imed with a big fat suprise...
todd js edge: like OH HEY TODDDD IM PREGNANT SO AWESOMEZ
sarahdaveeegan: well, sorry.
sarahdaveeegan: and i'm having this child.
sarahdaveeegan: if it turns out to be a positive pregnancy.
todd js edge: ok have fun with that
sarahdaveeegan: that's all?
todd js edge: well wtf do you want me to say
todd js edge: im not fucking up to being caught.
todd js edge: and if shit fails with you and drew
todd js edge: i KNOW youll bring the drama.
sarahdaveeegan: what the hell
sarahdaveeegan: no.
sarahdaveeegan: i just want to know you'll be there if it ends up being yours
todd js edge: nope
sarahdaveeegan: YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
sarahdaveeegan: I'M SERIOUSLY DONE.
sarahdaveeegan signed off at 1:34:45 AM
SO AWESOME.