Why you should never rent an apartment that doesn't have security
So we were in the bedroom folding laundry, and during our conversation I referenced the internet joke "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." A minute or so later, we heard the creak of our apartment door opening, and heard our neighbors in the hallway laughing. One said, "What does she drive?" and the other replied, "The little Hyundai." My car is the only car in our apartment complex that could be described as a little Hyundai. Now I'm left with two possibilities. I can assume that the door was left open a crack when my husband brought the laundry in, and the cat pushed it open further, the neighbors heard my conversation, and were making fun of me for saying something so ridiculous because they don't understand the reference (they're not the type to be internet literate), in which case I would be highly amused and a little embarrassed. Or I can assume that my neighbors were messing with my apartment door and are planning to do something to me and/or my car (these are the same neighbors we've called the cops on for domestic violence, and we know they've committed acts of vandalism before). I can't wait until my lease here is up!