Old pirates, yes, they rob I; Sold I to the merchant ships
I'm seeing this meme floating around my friends list again, and it always gives me a chuckle. I have more in-progress fics than these four, but these were the most amusing.
Describe the state of your works-in-progress in five seconds:
Harry Potter
Dreamwalk Blue
June: Hey! It looks like we might actually get out of this soon!
Albus: Amazing, isn't it?
Hayden: You know, it looks like we might actually get out of this alive.
Tom: Um, I wouldn't be buying that retirement home just yet, if I were you...
Percy Weasley: Rogue Demon Hunter
Lorne: Not to be a pain, kiddo, but when are you going to see about that whole 'saving the world' gig?
Kingsley: Yeah, what's up with that?
Percy: I can't even keep myself out of harm's way. How exactly am I supposed to save the entire world?
Celia: Forget saving the world. When are you finally going to kiss me?
Percy: Um, as soon as I deal with my perpetual self-loathing, feelings of worthlessness and the fact that everyone I've ever loved has left or betrayed me?
Celia: Ah. So about two weeks from never, then?
Percy: Pretty much.
Lost
Sinai
Sawyer: Hey, there are other people on this island besides us!
Michael: Are you just figuring that out now, man?
Jin: 온 땅의 구음이 하나이요 언어가 하나이었더라
Sawyer: Huh?
Michael: He's complaining that he never gets any good dialogue, because of the no-English thing.
Sawyer: It's creepy when you two do that. Just so you know.
Hurley: Uh, dudes? Am I the only one freaked out by the fact that not one but two episodes this past season were named after books in the early Old Testament? And that we've been stuck on this island for roughly forty days and forty nights?
Baby Aaron: Coo! Dribble!
Hurley: Also? Naming the kid Aaron? I'm just saying...
*That line in Korean? Is actually a translation of a line from the story of the Tower of Babel in Genesis via this site. Heh.
The Other Half Lives
Ana-Lucia: I've only had three minutes of screen time so far. Why does everyone hate me so much?
Kate: Tell me about it. Trust me, it only gets worse.
Ana-Lucia: Huh. Interesting.
Kate: What?
Ana-Lucia: Well, I've only just met you, and I already instinctively distrust you. Go figure.
Jack: Oh, hey! Kate. Ana-Lucia. This is...awkward.
Ana-Lucia: And now it all makes so much more sense...
Describe the state of your works-in-progress in five seconds:
Harry Potter
Dreamwalk Blue
June: Hey! It looks like we might actually get out of this soon!
Albus: Amazing, isn't it?
Hayden: You know, it looks like we might actually get out of this alive.
Tom: Um, I wouldn't be buying that retirement home just yet, if I were you...
Percy Weasley: Rogue Demon Hunter
Lorne: Not to be a pain, kiddo, but when are you going to see about that whole 'saving the world' gig?
Kingsley: Yeah, what's up with that?
Percy: I can't even keep myself out of harm's way. How exactly am I supposed to save the entire world?
Celia: Forget saving the world. When are you finally going to kiss me?
Percy: Um, as soon as I deal with my perpetual self-loathing, feelings of worthlessness and the fact that everyone I've ever loved has left or betrayed me?
Celia: Ah. So about two weeks from never, then?
Percy: Pretty much.
Lost
Sinai
Sawyer: Hey, there are other people on this island besides us!
Michael: Are you just figuring that out now, man?
Jin: 온 땅의 구음이 하나이요 언어가 하나이었더라
Sawyer: Huh?
Michael: He's complaining that he never gets any good dialogue, because of the no-English thing.
Sawyer: It's creepy when you two do that. Just so you know.
Hurley: Uh, dudes? Am I the only one freaked out by the fact that not one but two episodes this past season were named after books in the early Old Testament? And that we've been stuck on this island for roughly forty days and forty nights?
Baby Aaron: Coo! Dribble!
Hurley: Also? Naming the kid Aaron? I'm just saying...
*That line in Korean? Is actually a translation of a line from the story of the Tower of Babel in Genesis via this site. Heh.
The Other Half Lives
Ana-Lucia: I've only had three minutes of screen time so far. Why does everyone hate me so much?
Kate: Tell me about it. Trust me, it only gets worse.
Ana-Lucia: Huh. Interesting.
Kate: What?
Ana-Lucia: Well, I've only just met you, and I already instinctively distrust you. Go figure.
Jack: Oh, hey! Kate. Ana-Lucia. This is...awkward.
Ana-Lucia: And now it all makes so much more sense...