Em, you better turn your ass around...

Jul 07, 2007 01:29

Well, currently it is 2:30am and I'm awaiting the return of one Miss Byers to my humble abode to pick up a delicious cardboard crate of food. Sounds like she's homeless... "aren't they homeless in the afternoon too?" lol

I can't believe we're leaving in 2 1/2 hours for vacation, and I can't believe that I'm dumb enough not to get some rest. 3 < of sleep this week has really seemed to work out for me. I've enjoyed some fine cinema, like Superstar tonight.

Hey, now Emily is standing directly next to me, dressed in her bedroom attire. And no shoes... that about describes tonight. We wear pajamas, but don't necessarily use them for their intended purposes... as in sleep.

I'll be in the south somewhere tomorrow, arguing that Soda Pop is not the correct term for a carbonated beverage... it's pop whether you like that term or not. I can't even handle soda. Oh, and you can usually buy grits from their McDonalds. Gotta love it.
At least when I'm in the brainwashing utopia of Disney World, I'll be surrounded by a varied culture, which is much more comfortable. I'm not saying that people from the midwest are better... I'm just digging a hole, and it needs to stop.

Now Emily's sitting on the floor, laughing. This isn't really a journal entry, it's more like the beginning of a Byers documentary... it's a little late though, I probably should have started this about four years ago. Maybe in 10 years you'll hear about this amazingly ridiculous Broadway Musical based on the life of a young girl growing up in a Byzantine elementary school and progressing through the halls of JFK. It has to be a musical. There really is no other option. And, maybe it can all be in latin and slovak, switching back and forth. Oh, but it will be offered in American sign language as well.
Emily even suggested the sub-title (still working on the main title) "Watch her go from a dorky freshman that nobody knew, to a dorky senior that nobody knew."
lol

Alright, I'm getting nowhere with this. Hopefully Disney will at least offer me wireless access, or free internet access... we'll see.

vacation, emily

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