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A contest for the Joe Moses Fan Association
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Lyrics to above video:
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
I'm ganna watch the musical and die of laughin'
Scream at a ginger, what the devil is happen'
No one can tell what side he's on
Snape'll be making a horcrux of a dolphin
Taking points from Gryffindor so they cant win
I'm sorry that you died before the end.
Oh yes I am, I am
Joe here I come
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
Tomorrow I'll wake up and watch the sequel,
Snapes butt is now trumpeting,
And take a walk in the moon light, (With Lupin)
Yeah, its a little absurd that there's no Zefron
I bet its a BBM from Umbridge
But sorry dude, thats checkmate
Oh yes I am, I am
I'm ganna watch the shows.
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
No I aint ganna watch Starship
And definitely not me and my dick
No no no no no no no no nooo
I'll just watch Severus on repeat
And laugh at everything
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa
Ohhh
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
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27. The way Joe portayed him really changed my entire vision of the HP universe. Now I can't read a
book or watch a movie without listen his beautiful weird voice in every single Snape's line.
He made me really love Snape and now I think he's the best character of the entire saga.
In AVPM I laughed so hard when he said “There's no other way....watch....very....carefully”
because it was soooo true and still sooo funny that I couldn't resist! When I went to sleep the night I
saw it the first time I started thinking at that scene and I laughed alone in my bed like an idiot for at
least 30 minutes!!!
I think that Snape, with his wonderful entries and lines is the funniest of all characters and the one
with more spiritual growth. I mean he saved Harry's life in different occasions but he still remain in
the dark....I love that kind of people.
Watching AVPM/S I started using “What the devil is going on here?” and “That's absurd” daily and
this is weird in my country because I'm Italian and nobody talks like that.
I can't explain in words what I'm actually feeling but I know that it's a powerful emotion that takes
me every time I see Joe on stage with that black wig and I love “Guys Like Potter” because even if
I don't approve what he has done I understand him completely and the way he portrays that scene
touches my heart every single time.
There's a lot more to say but I don't think that a single sheet of paper can contain it, I love each and
every single line that he says!!!
Sorry about my English, I hope everything is comprehensible, it's been written with my heart and
right on the spot!
28. And here I’m lying on the floor
Covered with blood on my pants
Surrounded by stupid little 12 years old children
Taking my last living breath
Oh! Here I am, thinking in
what’s the devil going on here?
I couldn’t avoid that snake
It bites me into the wiener, there’s nothing more to say
Here I am, thinking about my life
What a perfect moment to think,
moments that will never come back
Full of hatred, love and jerks
I’ve never wanted more;
More than those lovely green eyes;
More than that red long, long hair
More than that freckly face
Well I think that those are my last thoughts
I want to be honest for once
Also I want just some time
To hold her gorgeous Bobbies as well
But there’s always going to be;
There is going to be men who get;
Who get the only thing I ever wanted
They get the girl they don’t deserved
Why do guys like potter have to live?
who in a second turns our life upside-down
who makes us to say words that we’ve never wanted to say
And who makes her to walk directly to death
I’ve never been a saint
I’ve never been a good professor as well
I’ve killed a man once
And that gave me so many regrets
I’ve hated so much just one man
I’ve hated so much his son as well
But I’ve loved his mom so badly,
because of her I’m lying on the floor again
And I have to show him
The next step he has to do as well
I said to him “watch very carefully”
A graceful movement and… now I’m death
29. Joe Moses portrays our favourite professor,
Of all the staff of Hogwarts,
Even he can make Alan Rickman look lesser,
Modelling a butt that farts.
Only he was able to make Dumbledore a,
Sandwich so good it ticked.
Even when a snake feasted on him as buffet,
Snape was the best man picked.
30. A sonnet for your love?
I’m not too sure there are words to explain
The way I feel when I see your greasy black mane,
Nor a single way that I can describe
The thrill of seeing your dark eyes so wide!
Oh my love, if I could but let you know
How it quickens my heart just to see you go;
You sweep round the castle, black robes in hand,
And I watch you, ever wishing that you’ll understand
That I love you, professor! With heart and with soul!
I tried to suppress it but it’s out of control,
And it hurts me to know I shall never be yours
As it’s quite plain to see that you are Dumbledores…
But that can’t stop my heart, how it waits for that word,
That orgasmic moment when you cry “THAT’S ABSURD!”
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You hated Potter since the beginning.
Your crazy comments have no ending.
You do some insane things while drunk on Butterbeer
Usually, you shout, "What the devil is going on here?!?"
and that one time you saved Potter
because you knew Lily and loved her.
Even though you hated Sirius and James
probably because they were better at chess than you, one of your favorite games.
We all know why you're a bully.
It's because you lost your beloved Lily.
You can't fix your broken heart with Spellotape
so I guess forever you are Sour Grape Snape.
But I think you're and okay guy
even though you're Voldemort's spy.
It doesn't matter that you're a butt trumpet
after all it's something Lupin covets.
I think you are a really great singer
even better than Joey Richter.
Even though you are in the play too little,
I can't wait to see A Very Potter Threequel!
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Lyrics to above video:
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
I'm ganna watch the musical and die of laughin'
Scream at a ginger, what the devil is happen'
No one can tell what side he's on
Snape'll be making a horcrux of a dolphin
Taking points from Gryffindor so they cant win
I'm sorry that you died before the end.
Oh yes I am, I am
Joe here I come
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
Tomorrow I'll wake up and watch the sequel,
Snapes butt is now trumpeting,
And take a walk in the moon light, (With Lupin)
Yeah, its a little absurd that there's no Zefron
I bet its a BBM from Umbridge
But sorry dude, thats checkmate
Oh yes I am, I am
I'm ganna watch the shows.
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
No I aint ganna watch Starship
And definitely not me and my dick
No no no no no no no no nooo
I'll just watch Severus on repeat
And laugh at everything
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa
Ohhh
Today I'm ganna watch Severus Snape
But not Alan Rickmans version
Im ganna watch Joe Moses, do some crazy Snape voices
Cause today I'm just ganan laugh a lot with him.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27. The way Joe portayed him really changed my entire vision of the HP universe. Now I can't read a
book or watch a movie without listen his beautiful weird voice in every single Snape's line.
He made me really love Snape and now I think he's the best character of the entire saga.
In AVPM I laughed so hard when he said “There's no other way....watch....very....carefully”
because it was soooo true and still sooo funny that I couldn't resist! When I went to sleep the night I
saw it the first time I started thinking at that scene and I laughed alone in my bed like an idiot for at
least 30 minutes!!!
I think that Snape, with his wonderful entries and lines is the funniest of all characters and the one
with more spiritual growth. I mean he saved Harry's life in different occasions but he still remain in
the dark....I love that kind of people.
Watching AVPM/S I started using “What the devil is going on here?” and “That's absurd” daily and
this is weird in my country because I'm Italian and nobody talks like that.
I can't explain in words what I'm actually feeling but I know that it's a powerful emotion that takes
me every time I see Joe on stage with that black wig and I love “Guys Like Potter” because even if
I don't approve what he has done I understand him completely and the way he portrays that scene
touches my heart every single time.
There's a lot more to say but I don't think that a single sheet of paper can contain it, I love each and
every single line that he says!!!
Sorry about my English, I hope everything is comprehensible, it's been written with my heart and
right on the spot!
28. And here I’m lying on the floor
Covered with blood on my pants
Surrounded by stupid little 12 years old children
Taking my last living breath
Oh! Here I am, thinking in
what’s the devil going on here?
I couldn’t avoid that snake
It bites me into the wiener, there’s nothing more to say
Here I am, thinking about my life
What a perfect moment to think,
moments that will never come back
Full of hatred, love and jerks
I’ve never wanted more;
More than those lovely green eyes;
More than that red long, long hair
More than that freckly face
Well I think that those are my last thoughts
I want to be honest for once
Also I want just some time
To hold her gorgeous Bobbies as well
But there’s always going to be;
There is going to be men who get;
Who get the only thing I ever wanted
They get the girl they don’t deserved
Why do guys like potter have to live?
who in a second turns our life upside-down
who makes us to say words that we’ve never wanted to say
And who makes her to walk directly to death
I’ve never been a saint
I’ve never been a good professor as well
I’ve killed a man once
And that gave me so many regrets
I’ve hated so much just one man
I’ve hated so much his son as well
But I’ve loved his mom so badly,
because of her I’m lying on the floor again
And I have to show him
The next step he has to do as well
I said to him “watch very carefully”
A graceful movement and… now I’m death
29. Joe Moses portrays our favourite professor,
Of all the staff of Hogwarts,
Even he can make Alan Rickman look lesser,
Modelling a butt that farts.
Only he was able to make Dumbledore a,
Sandwich so good it ticked.
Even when a snake feasted on him as buffet,
Snape was the best man picked.
30. A sonnet for your love?
I’m not too sure there are words to explain
The way I feel when I see your greasy black mane,
Nor a single way that I can describe
The thrill of seeing your dark eyes so wide!
Oh my love, if I could but let you know
How it quickens my heart just to see you go;
You sweep round the castle, black robes in hand,
And I watch you, ever wishing that you’ll understand
That I love you, professor! With heart and with soul!
I tried to suppress it but it’s out of control,
And it hurts me to know I shall never be yours
As it’s quite plain to see that you are Dumbledores…
But that can’t stop my heart, how it waits for that word,
That orgasmic moment when you cry “THAT’S ABSURD!”
31.
You hated Potter since the beginning.
Your crazy comments have no ending.
You do some insane things while drunk on Butterbeer
Usually, you shout, "What the devil is going on here?!?"
and that one time you saved Potter
because you knew Lily and loved her.
Even though you hated Sirius and James
probably because they were better at chess than you, one of your favorite games.
We all know why you're a bully.
It's because you lost your beloved Lily.
You can't fix your broken heart with Spellotape
so I guess forever you are Sour Grape Snape.
But I think you're and okay guy
even though you're Voldemort's spy.
It doesn't matter that you're a butt trumpet
after all it's something Lupin covets.
I think you are a really great singer
even better than Joey Richter.
Even though you are in the play too little,
I can't wait to see A Very Potter Threequel!