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Like everybody and their cat, I made a picspam from Monday's HIMYM
Robin: Yeah, thanks Barney. You were right. Peace was achieved, repeatedly. *high five*
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Barney: So I'm, I'm responsible for... Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
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Lily: Hey, are you okay?
Barney: Yeah, why do you ask?
Lily: Well for one thing you're openly weeping.
Barney: With joy. So happy for those two.
Lily: Barney, admit it. You still have feelings for Robin and this is killing you.
Ted: So, last night, Robin left a pizza box out on the floor so we had sex three times
Marshall: Sure.
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Ted: I mean, she probably thinks I'm getting feelings for her
Marshall: Well, are you?
Barney: YES, I'm in love with her...ha ha, is what you..that's you dude.
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Barney: Definitely. It is so over.
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Barney: There's only one thing to do. You have to stop sleeping together, please.
(I love all the faces Ted makes in this scene)
Ted: Did you buy us a dishwasher?
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Ted: So you're doing all this to keep me and Robin from fighting, huh?
Barney: Exactly. I worry about you two.
Ted: It bothers you that Robin and I are hooking up, doesn't it?
Barney: No, not at all. That's crazy. What?
Ted: Are you in love with Robin?
Ted: You're in love with Robin! That's why you don't want us hooking up!
Barney: What?? That is crazy talk! Can't a bro clean another bros apartment, like bros do?
(love the spray in Teds face)
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Ted: Look, this thing with me and Robin it's totally casual. I'm not going to freak out if you tell me you have feelings for her, so, do you?
Barney: No, no, I don't, I don't, no, I don't, I don't, no. Robin is all yours dude, have fun with her.
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Ted: Are you sure?
Barney: Yes!
Ted: Positive?
Barney: Absolutely.
Barney: And then I stormed out. Why did I do that? I mean, maybe it goes back to my father issues but, I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams. I totally sabotaged myself. And now I'm smoking! Now I'm smoking!
Lily: Get. Out.
Barney: But it's feelings hour, and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear! And whoever is holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the Share Chair!
Barney: Oh great, did Lily send you? I don't have the bear okay!.. I'm not giving it back!
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Marshall: I decided it was time to let go of my hang ups and do the thing I gotta do, and once I made that decision, everything changed.
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Barney: Wow Marshall, congratulations.
Marshall: Thanks. I was gonna have to do it eventually, you know? Sometimes you just gotta, gotta man up and just go for it.
Barney: Marshall. I have to go.
Barney: Oh, by the way, I have a bathroom here if you ever wanna use it.
Barney: Ted! I have to tell you the truth. I'm in love with...taacos.
Barney: What are you doing?
Robin: I'm uh, taking out the triz-ash!
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Robin: And uh, our little arrangement, is uh, over by the way.
Barney: Really? That's awesful.
Robin: Awesful?
Barney: Yeah...it's just awesful. What happened?
Robin: Ah he just insisted. He said he couldn't do it anymore because someone's gonna get hurt. I think we all know who he meant by that.
Barney: Do we?
Robin: Isn't it obvious?
Barney: Is it?
Robin: Yeah. It's Ted.
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Robin: You know what a romantic he is. He can't separate the physical from the emotional. He's all like -
Barney: I love you
Robin: Exactly. He's not like you, you know. And besides, we're friends. I don't wanna screw that up by getting involved. Dating friends never works out. So uh, you wanna get a taco?
Barney: Taco?
Robin: You love them, remember?
Barney: Right.
Robin: Come on, I'm hungry.
Saget Ted: Your Aunt Lily was right. When two ex's decide to just be casual, someone always gets hurt. It just wasn't one of us.
Other honorable mentions:
Robin: I'm eating cereal!
Robin: Common Lily, nobody likes a Ted
Lily: Story of my life, my cuteness interferes with people hearing my message
Robin: With me and Ted, it's like cigarettes. You have one when you're drunk and you think it's fine, but before you know it you're buying a carton a week!
Kim Kardashian
"I might cut bangs!"
-Should she?
-Shouldn't she?
-The dramatic details!
Robin: Yeah, thanks Barney. You were right. Peace was achieved, repeatedly. *high five*
___
Barney: So I'm, I'm responsible for... Excellent. Excellent. Excellent.
___
Lily: Hey, are you okay?
Barney: Yeah, why do you ask?
Lily: Well for one thing you're openly weeping.
Barney: With joy. So happy for those two.
Lily: Barney, admit it. You still have feelings for Robin and this is killing you.
Ted: So, last night, Robin left a pizza box out on the floor so we had sex three times
Marshall: Sure.
___
Ted: I mean, she probably thinks I'm getting feelings for her
Marshall: Well, are you?
Barney: YES, I'm in love with her...ha ha, is what you..that's you dude.
___
Barney: Definitely. It is so over.
___
Barney: There's only one thing to do. You have to stop sleeping together, please.
(I love all the faces Ted makes in this scene)
Ted: Did you buy us a dishwasher?
___
Ted: So you're doing all this to keep me and Robin from fighting, huh?
Barney: Exactly. I worry about you two.
Ted: It bothers you that Robin and I are hooking up, doesn't it?
Barney: No, not at all. That's crazy. What?
Ted: Are you in love with Robin?
Ted: You're in love with Robin! That's why you don't want us hooking up!
Barney: What?? That is crazy talk! Can't a bro clean another bros apartment, like bros do?
(love the spray in Teds face)
___
Ted: Look, this thing with me and Robin it's totally casual. I'm not going to freak out if you tell me you have feelings for her, so, do you?
Barney: No, no, I don't, I don't, no, I don't, I don't, no. Robin is all yours dude, have fun with her.
___
Ted: Are you sure?
Barney: Yes!
Ted: Positive?
Barney: Absolutely.
Barney: And then I stormed out. Why did I do that? I mean, maybe it goes back to my father issues but, I basically gave my best friend license to have sex with the girl of my dreams. I totally sabotaged myself. And now I'm smoking! Now I'm smoking!
Lily: Get. Out.
Barney: But it's feelings hour, and I'm holding Feely the Share Bear! And whoever is holding Feely the Share Bear gets to sit in the Share Chair!
Barney: Oh great, did Lily send you? I don't have the bear okay!.. I'm not giving it back!
___
Marshall: I decided it was time to let go of my hang ups and do the thing I gotta do, and once I made that decision, everything changed.
___
Barney: Wow Marshall, congratulations.
Marshall: Thanks. I was gonna have to do it eventually, you know? Sometimes you just gotta, gotta man up and just go for it.
Barney: Marshall. I have to go.
Barney: Oh, by the way, I have a bathroom here if you ever wanna use it.
Barney: Ted! I have to tell you the truth. I'm in love with...taacos.
Barney: What are you doing?
Robin: I'm uh, taking out the triz-ash!
___
Robin: And uh, our little arrangement, is uh, over by the way.
Barney: Really? That's awesful.
Robin: Awesful?
Barney: Yeah...it's just awesful. What happened?
Robin: Ah he just insisted. He said he couldn't do it anymore because someone's gonna get hurt. I think we all know who he meant by that.
Barney: Do we?
Robin: Isn't it obvious?
Barney: Is it?
Robin: Yeah. It's Ted.
___
Robin: You know what a romantic he is. He can't separate the physical from the emotional. He's all like -
Barney: I love you
Robin: Exactly. He's not like you, you know. And besides, we're friends. I don't wanna screw that up by getting involved. Dating friends never works out. So uh, you wanna get a taco?
Barney: Taco?
Robin: You love them, remember?
Barney: Right.
Robin: Come on, I'm hungry.
Saget Ted: Your Aunt Lily was right. When two ex's decide to just be casual, someone always gets hurt. It just wasn't one of us.
Other honorable mentions:
Robin: I'm eating cereal!
Robin: Common Lily, nobody likes a Ted
Lily: Story of my life, my cuteness interferes with people hearing my message
Robin: With me and Ted, it's like cigarettes. You have one when you're drunk and you think it's fine, but before you know it you're buying a carton a week!
Kim Kardashian
"I might cut bangs!"
-Should she?
-Shouldn't she?
-The dramatic details!