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I LOVE MY MOOME!!!!
I hate "(<---Quote ) "Emo People" (Quote ----->)" People Who say they hate the world.....psht tuffin up you fucking pansy . Lmao . so shit goes wrong stop complaining .......(It makes u seem like a dult) It is not cute . Haha...........
Lyndsay said the naughyest word ever the other day ..........well next to Jew That is. She said nigger....i hate that word. Like Kneegrow is funny nigger is just bitch faced. I also hate the word spic but at the same time love it b.c its so f***ing funny to say . Like say it over and over and it sounds odd.
Hahah im pretty sure i started christmas way cooler then anyone ealse.
It was like 12.00am exaclty ....... I was In the Bathroom strightening my hair and my dad called me
"Dad Im In The Bathroom Hold on"
so like 4 minutes later i walk out and im like "Yeah doode?"(btw my word for daddy is doode and i know what ur going to say so dont say it!!!! and hes like nevermind you were snotty' . And im like "And WHAT?"
And he's like i was gonna make ua ham sandwich but were snotty and im like "Daddy what would u have prefered me say ""Im sry dad im takin a shit ill be right with ya" And hes like " Not quite like that but a daddy im in the bathroom hold on woulda been nice"
And my moms like rick thats what she said. And i go "im sry dad lets try that agian" and i ran into the bathroom and was like " in the crapper be right with ya " and i walked out and he's like thats better. And then i notice it was 12: 00 exactly and I cut off what ever my moome was saying and go merry Kwansa !!and my brother goes your a ho go away .
And Then Later That Night my 25 Year Old cousin wipped this huge ass snot wad on my 20 year old cousin and hes like " see kelly im a giver ...." it was so funny
My family is so RETARDED !!!!! I Love Them.
(Felis navi Da rythm)
Police took My car...... Police took my car .......Becuse i hit santa outside de bar. Ohhh Police took my car....police took my car.... becuase i hit santa outside de bar!!!
Classy huh?
I hate "(<---Quote ) "Emo People" (Quote ----->)" People Who say they hate the world.....psht tuffin up you fucking pansy . Lmao . so shit goes wrong stop complaining .......(It makes u seem like a dult) It is not cute . Haha...........
Lyndsay said the naughyest word ever the other day ..........well next to Jew That is. She said nigger....i hate that word. Like Kneegrow is funny nigger is just bitch faced. I also hate the word spic but at the same time love it b.c its so f***ing funny to say . Like say it over and over and it sounds odd.
Hahah im pretty sure i started christmas way cooler then anyone ealse.
It was like 12.00am exaclty ....... I was In the Bathroom strightening my hair and my dad called me
"Dad Im In The Bathroom Hold on"
so like 4 minutes later i walk out and im like "Yeah doode?"(btw my word for daddy is doode and i know what ur going to say so dont say it!!!! and hes like nevermind you were snotty' . And im like "And WHAT?"
And he's like i was gonna make ua ham sandwich but were snotty and im like "Daddy what would u have prefered me say ""Im sry dad im takin a shit ill be right with ya" And hes like " Not quite like that but a daddy im in the bathroom hold on woulda been nice"
And my moms like rick thats what she said. And i go "im sry dad lets try that agian" and i ran into the bathroom and was like " in the crapper be right with ya " and i walked out and he's like thats better. And then i notice it was 12: 00 exactly and I cut off what ever my moome was saying and go merry Kwansa !!and my brother goes your a ho go away .
And Then Later That Night my 25 Year Old cousin wipped this huge ass snot wad on my 20 year old cousin and hes like " see kelly im a giver ...." it was so funny
My family is so RETARDED !!!!! I Love Them.
(Felis navi Da rythm)
Police took My car...... Police took my car .......Becuse i hit santa outside de bar. Ohhh Police took my car....police took my car.... becuase i hit santa outside de bar!!!
Classy huh?