what the HELL people
Want to feel depressed?!
Look at the engagement Facebook photo albums of people you went to middle school with.
+1 if at least 5 of the photos are close up shots of the ring
+1 for every additional photo album of the event
+2 if you move on to the wedding album
triple D: face score if you move on to the album of their baby
New drinking game, folks. Double shot if the person is younger than you are!
As of about 4 a.m., I am pretty at peace with the idea of coming back. Maybe not the actual preparations - I have to pack, figure out if it's worth it to face the terror of the post office to mail packages home, arrange for a cab. I'm not coming back as changed as I hoped I would, although I have perfected the don't-fuck-with-me face, which should prove useful. I still don't know where I'll be living, which is a little bit irksome. But I am not panicking (for the moment), which is so refreshing. It is at that so-late-it's-early point here - actually we passed that a while ago - and I can't summon much more in the way of Deep Thoughts, so I'll leave it at that.
see you Wednesday.
Look at the engagement Facebook photo albums of people you went to middle school with.
+1 if at least 5 of the photos are close up shots of the ring
+1 for every additional photo album of the event
+2 if you move on to the wedding album
triple D: face score if you move on to the album of their baby
New drinking game, folks. Double shot if the person is younger than you are!
As of about 4 a.m., I am pretty at peace with the idea of coming back. Maybe not the actual preparations - I have to pack, figure out if it's worth it to face the terror of the post office to mail packages home, arrange for a cab. I'm not coming back as changed as I hoped I would, although I have perfected the don't-fuck-with-me face, which should prove useful. I still don't know where I'll be living, which is a little bit irksome. But I am not panicking (for the moment), which is so refreshing. It is at that so-late-it's-early point here - actually we passed that a while ago - and I can't summon much more in the way of Deep Thoughts, so I'll leave it at that.
see you Wednesday.