Eavesdropping is an art

Oct 30, 2005 23:54

THIS IS THE MOMENT ALL YOU KVCCers HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

I've finally finished the poem i've been working on for the past like 3 weeks. Here goes:

Hot wings tickle my glands
There's an acorn in my...
I can't get it out!
There's always a gimmick
The french toast is getting F'ed in the A!
The viking will save you!
I wanna see that Chicken Little movie
Do we have to show her our ticket stub?
Today, we will be starting a war
War makes things go BOOM!
Woah! Those girls just turned around!
No, I'm not going to talk about puppies
I wanna be a tree-climber
Seventy-five cents for a little taste of heaven
JAL-UH-PEE-NO!
"Si" means yes in spanish
Polish sausage, or something
Zip my boot, please
Alfred! Alfred!
I crave hugs
Have you ever seen a polar bear wink?
Yes! On TV!
They put crap into powder form and drop it over fields
You lost my penny!
Blue mushroom
Just give me a pack of cigs and a lottery ticket and I'm happy
I put a double A battery in my ear
I think we're going to take up a hobo's house!
Try putting tacos in the hole
I love you, the end.

This will be on all of the blogs that i've ever owned.

Yes, these are all real things that i heard people say.
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