Mar 14, 2004 11:12
And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lent, the part of the show where Mr. Lent comes out and sings a love song...
He said to her,"I'd like a cheeseburger and I may like a milkshake as well"
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
He said, "Isn't this this Burger Bell?"
She said," Yes it is but we're closed now but we open tomorrow at 10"
He said, " I am extremely hungry but I guess I can wait until then"
Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
He will wait for yo-u
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and Eggs for half price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry (Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch
Cuz you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
He'll be back for yo-u
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
Oh he'll be back for you
Because he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there ain't nothin gonna tear you tw-o apart
and if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
he would get down on his hands and knees
to see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt
and he would wash it off for you
wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off JUST FOR YOU!!!!!
You are his cheeeeeeeeeesebuurrrrruurrrrrgerrrrrrrrrrrrr
It smells like bacon in here, my mom just made some bacon. Yeah she cooked her eggs in her bacon fat. I almost barfed when she told me. Talk about clogging your heart.
Friday night I spent at melissa's (AGAIN LOL) It was fun, we went to coffee house, and it was pretty good. No poetry though, that kinda sucked. But w/e. Yup...I'm going swimsuit shopping today. Damnit I hate shopping for swimsuits.
I showered this morning and got water in my ear.
There isn't much to say today. I feel like I've been a bad friend to alot of people. And I hate myself for it.