A Werewolf and A Mummy... [Harry Potter]

[rhye]

Title: A Werewolf and A Mummy...
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: It wasn't strictly an affair. Sirius wasn't even, strictly-speaking, alive. (Sirius is a zombie/mummy.)
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Tonks, Remus/Sirius
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
AN: Written for the "zombie" prompt on my bingo card at cliche_bingo.
Word Count: 1412

Comments

[cherie_morte]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, that's crazy and a little disturbing but also so terribly, terribly pleasing to all of my craziness. And somehow it still managed to be sweet, this broke my heart:

And somehow, to Remus, he was still beautiful.

And I think you really got the Remus/Tonks relationship down.

[rhye]

Thanks so much for reading & commenting dear!

[rhye]

Thanks so much for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[kottonballs]

that's actually a tad bit creepy. the joke at the end made me smile tho.

[rhye]

lol thanks. I kind of like pushing the envelope of what is comfortable.

[brighty18]

That was hilarious - not to mention brilliant.

This just made me snort with laughter:
Sirius wrapped a clammy and ice-cold hand around Remus's. Remus took it in his own, held it close to his face in the dark, and began the drying process with his wand. It might not be much of an improvement, but surely being a mummy must be better than being a zombie.

You have the total "mock-serious" thing down. Dark humor, "Shawn of the Dead" for the win!

[rhye]

You've got some red on you.

The worst part is, every time I think about maggots around Sirius' eye in the blue wandlight, I think of glitter, and I want to do a glam!zombie fic. WAAAAAT? My brain is a special, special place.

[brighty18]

I for one would absolutely love a glam!zombie fic. Because I know I'd probably enjoy it as much as I enjoyed this :)

[rhye]

XD I can't imagine a plot for it right now, but if I ever come up with one I'll be sure to write it!