I clearly have too many icons
Stolen from hikarineko
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
The List (in alphabetical order by first name for convenience):
10th Doctor, Alex Rodriguez, Alexis Vinas, Andy Pettitte, Andy Phillips, Bobby Abreu, Brian Bruney, Cate Blanchette, Cats (cast), Chien-min Wang, coffee, Coricopat, Darell Rasner, Derek Jeter, Dilios, Firefly quote, Hideaki Itoh, Hiro Mizushima, Hiromasa (Minamoto no), Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jaret Wright, Jason Giambi, Jewel Staite, Joba Chamberlain, John Barrowman, Johnny Damon, Jorge Posada, Jun Matsumoto, Kana, Kazunari Ninomiya, Kyle Farnsworth, Makoto Kino, Man with Umbrella, Mansai Nomura, Mariano Rivera, Masaki Aiba, Melky Cabrera, Mike Mussina, Minami Nanba, Mistoffelees, Nathan Fillion, Nicholas Angel, Robinson Cano, Rose Tyler, Rum Tum Tugger, Satoshi Ohno, Scott Proctor, Sho Sakurai, Seimei (Abe no), Tantomile, the bottom of a dress and feet on a beach
10th Doctor/Alex Rodriguez - Stranger things have happened in the Whoniverse
Alexis Vinas/Andy Pettitte - Stranger things have happened.
Andy Phillips/Bobby Abreu - You mean it hasn't happened already?
Brian Bruney/Cate Blanchette - Married actress, American baseball player who'll never meet her. Yeah.
Cats (cast)/Chien-min Wang - well, he'd be surrounded by a lot of flexible people. That surely can't be all bad.
Coffee/Coricopat - ... never let a cat into your coffee?
Darell Rasner/Derek Jeter - You mean it hasn't happened already?
Dilios/Firefly quote - ...
Hideaki Itoh/Hiro Mizushima - This is actually quite hot to think about. Yes.
(Minamoto no) Hiromasa/Ianto Jones - stranger things have happened in the Whoniverse
Jack Harkness/Jaret Wright - stranger things have happened in the Whoniverse
Jason Giambi/Jewel Staite - Um. No.
Joba Chamberlain/John Barrowman - *giggles madly*
Johnny Damon/Jorge Posada - This is actually quite hot to think about. Yes.
Jun Matsumoto/Kana - Could potentially be very cute. If they ever, you know. Met.
Kazunari Ninomiya/Kyle Farnsworth - This would go something like this: Kyle: "It's a short Asian thing making eyes at me." Nino: "Holy fuck you tall gaijin." Kyle: "Fuck? Sure, why not?" Nino: "... Your hotel. Ohno would be mad."
Makoto Kino/Man with Umbrella - Well, the man with the umbrella could be Asanuma. If he was a cartoon.
Mansai Nomura/Mariano Rivera - This would go something like this: Mansai: "Koko ... doko?" Mariano: "No habla Japanes."
Masaki Aiba/Melky Cabrera - This could potentially make the world EXPLODE WITH RAINBOWS, SPARKLES, DASIES, KITTENS, AND OTHER GENERAL CUTE
Mike Mussina/Minami Nanba - This is actually quite hot to think about. Yes.
Mistoffelees/Nathan Fillion - NOT TOUCHING IT
Nicholas Angel/Robinson Cano - *giggles madly*
Rose Tyler/Rum Tum Tugger - NOT TOUCHING IT
Satoshi Ohno/Scott Proctor - This would go something like this: Ohno: "I don't speak English." Scott: "Who are you?" Ohno: "*using electronic dictionary* Ramen?" Scott: "Um. What?" Ohno: "Very hungry. Ramen?" Scott: "Yeah. Whatever."
Sho Sakurai/(Abe no) Seimei - Well, you'd have to pull an awful lot of time bending. Sho would possibly orgasm over the fact of speaking to a guy from the Heian era.
Tantomile/the bottom of a dress and feet on a beach - ... never wear a frilly dress around your cat?
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
The List (in alphabetical order by first name for convenience):
10th Doctor, Alex Rodriguez, Alexis Vinas, Andy Pettitte, Andy Phillips, Bobby Abreu, Brian Bruney, Cate Blanchette, Cats (cast), Chien-min Wang, coffee, Coricopat, Darell Rasner, Derek Jeter, Dilios, Firefly quote, Hideaki Itoh, Hiro Mizushima, Hiromasa (Minamoto no), Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jaret Wright, Jason Giambi, Jewel Staite, Joba Chamberlain, John Barrowman, Johnny Damon, Jorge Posada, Jun Matsumoto, Kana, Kazunari Ninomiya, Kyle Farnsworth, Makoto Kino, Man with Umbrella, Mansai Nomura, Mariano Rivera, Masaki Aiba, Melky Cabrera, Mike Mussina, Minami Nanba, Mistoffelees, Nathan Fillion, Nicholas Angel, Robinson Cano, Rose Tyler, Rum Tum Tugger, Satoshi Ohno, Scott Proctor, Sho Sakurai, Seimei (Abe no), Tantomile, the bottom of a dress and feet on a beach
10th Doctor/Alex Rodriguez - Stranger things have happened in the Whoniverse
Alexis Vinas/Andy Pettitte - Stranger things have happened.
Andy Phillips/Bobby Abreu - You mean it hasn't happened already?
Brian Bruney/Cate Blanchette - Married actress, American baseball player who'll never meet her. Yeah.
Cats (cast)/Chien-min Wang - well, he'd be surrounded by a lot of flexible people. That surely can't be all bad.
Coffee/Coricopat - ... never let a cat into your coffee?
Darell Rasner/Derek Jeter - You mean it hasn't happened already?
Dilios/Firefly quote - ...
Hideaki Itoh/Hiro Mizushima - This is actually quite hot to think about. Yes.
(Minamoto no) Hiromasa/Ianto Jones - stranger things have happened in the Whoniverse
Jack Harkness/Jaret Wright - stranger things have happened in the Whoniverse
Jason Giambi/Jewel Staite - Um. No.
Joba Chamberlain/John Barrowman - *giggles madly*
Johnny Damon/Jorge Posada - This is actually quite hot to think about. Yes.
Jun Matsumoto/Kana - Could potentially be very cute. If they ever, you know. Met.
Kazunari Ninomiya/Kyle Farnsworth - This would go something like this: Kyle: "It's a short Asian thing making eyes at me." Nino: "Holy fuck you tall gaijin." Kyle: "Fuck? Sure, why not?" Nino: "... Your hotel. Ohno would be mad."
Makoto Kino/Man with Umbrella - Well, the man with the umbrella could be Asanuma. If he was a cartoon.
Mansai Nomura/Mariano Rivera - This would go something like this: Mansai: "Koko ... doko?" Mariano: "No habla Japanes."
Masaki Aiba/Melky Cabrera - This could potentially make the world EXPLODE WITH RAINBOWS, SPARKLES, DASIES, KITTENS, AND OTHER GENERAL CUTE
Mike Mussina/Minami Nanba - This is actually quite hot to think about. Yes.
Mistoffelees/Nathan Fillion - NOT TOUCHING IT
Nicholas Angel/Robinson Cano - *giggles madly*
Rose Tyler/Rum Tum Tugger - NOT TOUCHING IT
Satoshi Ohno/Scott Proctor - This would go something like this: Ohno: "I don't speak English." Scott: "Who are you?" Ohno: "*using electronic dictionary* Ramen?" Scott: "Um. What?" Ohno: "Very hungry. Ramen?" Scott: "Yeah. Whatever."
Sho Sakurai/(Abe no) Seimei - Well, you'd have to pull an awful lot of time bending. Sho would possibly orgasm over the fact of speaking to a guy from the Heian era.
Tantomile/the bottom of a dress and feet on a beach - ... never wear a frilly dress around your cat?