Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?
Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! I want a
Ooooh!
No. You'll shoot your eye out.
Oh no! It was a classic mother, BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kid-dom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike.
Heh, I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one. I guess I'd just like some
I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinkertoys? She'd never buy it.
If this post has not made any sense, you obviously haven't seen this:
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