"Creepy cats and cod liver oil are the perfect combination to get rid of scary clowns!" said John. "Those clowns will never know what hit them. The only way they can beat us is if I suddenly have to... organize my towels by color. And I've got a lot of towels!"
If my OCD kicks in, we're in trouble. Fortunately, John knows just what to do in that event. He will probably...