As many of you can no doubt guess, the PotC 1/2 AdvertMuse is dead and no he is not pining, my most sincere appologies to
commodoreschick, I tried.
*inserts monty python quotes with..tiny alterations*
'E's not pinin'!
'E's passed on!
This AdvertMuse is no more!
He has ceased to be!
'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff!
Bereft of life,'e rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed 'im to the LiveJournal posts 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is advert processes are now 'istory!
'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket,
'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil,
run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-ADVERTMUSE!!