I can't feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS! -william

Apr 18, 2005 22:58

Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?
Ritchie Koolboy: What?
Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.

for those of you who don't get the title/quote it's from "Can't Hardly Wait" i like it, it's dorky and cliche and it's awesome all at once! hehehehe, yay for teen movies!
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the reason it is being watched is because colleen is here and is going through my collection of dvds haha. after giving her a short "campus tour" we've just been chillin, i feel bad for making her bored, but i am tired today, and being a lazy lazy person i have no clubs to be like come with me and enjoy. so she's just seen my crazy friends just chillin (i <3 u guys!!!!!!!)
colleen- if u read this, come to uconn! and i am sorry for being boring, and ur an awesome awesome cousin! and i still need to see prom pics!! :)
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sat 12:00a.m. - sunday afternoon = awesome
no work was accomplished and it was well worth the extra time/work that was needed last night/early this morning
i hope i am in newtown this summer
*BIG BIG BIG HUGS*
*dance dance dance*
"the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace"
"maybe u like ice or maybe u don't. maybe u like a secure top or like to go topless" 80's and chickens
and "think of sleeping kittens"(burger king and their crazy sayings)
i don't know what to say...
*smile with my broken jaw* hahaha, J/K!!!! :-P

-j
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