GOOD OLD DAYS
ROLLERBALL TOURNAMENT THIS SUNDAY AT THE MOST CONVENIENT SCHOOL PARKING
LOT WE CAN FIND!
NO ROLLERSKATES REQUIRED!
GLOVES MUST HAVE SPIKES OR NO ADMITTANCE!
IF YOU DO NOT HAVE GLOVES WITH SPIKES ON THEM WE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH
SOME!
RUBBER SPIKES ONLY!
IF ANYONE ISN'T FAMILIAR WITH THE PLAYING RULES, THE GAME CONSISTS OF
TWO TEAMS COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A SENSE THAT ONE OF THE
TEAMS,
OR BOTH OF THE TEAMS, WANTS TO SCORE MORE POINTS THAN THE OTHER FUCKING
TEAMS!
IT'S SIMPLE!
IT'S LIKE FOOTBALL, AND SOCCER, AND BASKETBALL, AND HOCKEY, AND OTHER
GAMES LIKE THAT!
But it's not like Golf.
START OFF YOUR HOLIDAY BREAK RIGHT WITH A GAME OF ROLLERBALL!!!
IT'S FUN!
IT'S A FULL CONTACT SPORT AND THERE ARE NO PENALTIES!
YOU MUST HAVE A HELMET AND SPIKED GLOVES!
All you need to do is be able to abtain a silver ball which I'll
provide
and try to throw it in a small hole before getting tackled or killed!
If girls don't play it's because they are pussies(cowards)!
ALL PEOPLE ARE EXPECTED TO PLAY!
NO EXECUSSES FOR CHICKEN SHITS OR PEOPLE THAT DON'T LIKE HURTING
PEOPLE!
THIS IS FUN!
Wear your favorite colors, teams will be picked according to gender and
color!
IF YOU FEEL IT IS AGAINST YOUR RELIGION THEN DISREGARD THIS E-MAIL AND
DON'T MAKE ANY RESPONSES BECAUSE IT IS STATED ABOVE, THEIR ARE NO
EXCUSES FOR CHICKEN SHITS AND PUSSIES!
DO NOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR RELIGION BELIEFS OR DRUG USAGE!
BE BRAVE, BE BOLD, BE BEAUTIFUL!
DO NOT HIDE BEHIND THE MORAL VALUES YOU WERE RAISED UPON!
REMEMBER, THERE ARE NO EXCUSES!
THE ONLY ADMITTABLE REASON FOR NOT PARTICIPATING IS IF YOU JUST DON'T
FEEL LIKE PLAYING OR IF IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FUN!
SPLENDID!
HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!