1. Load every mp3 on your hard drive into your media player of choice.
2. Press "Shuffle".
3. Note the first twenty songs that come up.
4. Quote a line from each and let your friends list guess the song.
1. I woke up in a soho doorway, a policeman knew my name. He said you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away.
2. And they wanna waste my life, they wanna waste my time. They wanna waste my life and they've stolen it away.
3. Keep your eyes on the road and you're hands upon the wheel. We're going to road house and gonna have a real good time.
4. God save the queen, the facist regime. She made you a moron, potential h-bomb.
5. I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. I focused on the pain, the only thing that's real.
6. I don't know where I'm going and I know not where I've been, but my best friend is a bottle, the bottle my best friend.
7. Left a good job in the city, working for the man every night and day. And I never lost a minute of sleeping worrying about the way things might have been.
8. The ordinary people say "What's it for?" The ordinary people say "We want no more."
9. Father can you hear me? How have I let you down? I curse the day that I was born. And all the sorrow in this world.
10. Sex and violence. Sex and violence. Sex and violence. Sex and violence. Sex and violence. Sex and violence.
11. And I know where I wanna go. I'm waiting on the street for a show. Looking for the street rock soul.
12. Nothing in the world can satisfy you. If you won't give up and be like the rest.
13. Ratt. Dokken. Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, dudes!!!
14. Life goes by so fast, you only have to do what you think is right. Close your eyes and is past, story of my life.
15. I'm a person ljust like you, but I've got better things to do than sit around and smoke dope because I know that I can cope.
16. Let's go to see a show. Which one? Well I don't know. Will you make up your mind or are you gonna waste my time?
17. I've been drifting along in the same stale shoes. Loose ends tying the noose in the back of my mind.
18. When I wake up in the morning, my mouth's all parched and dry. I crawl to my refridgerator and I peek inside.
19. As I walk through this wicked world, searching for light in the darkness of insanity, I ask myself "Is all hope lost?"
20. Left my baby and I feel so bad, I guess my race has run. She's the best girl that I ever had.