whatshername needs a name
Something fantastic about a driving a wreck, least you don't have to worry about getting car jacked or someone scratching it. AND it can get into rough neighbourhoods without seeming out of place.. Unlike Hugo who was a right showoff and riding him felt like mm... what I imagine it would feel like to be riding hugh grant (!)..mm...Steven T.
Whathername drives like she is on crack and its just as well that the speedometer ain't working on it cos a 30mph feels like a 50 and I like that feeling. The left sideview mirror is missing.. her pilot seat doesn't go much more forward and my legs barely reach the brakes ..but hey no one lifts an eyelid when I step out of this car. I haven't had time to check the boot, on no wait, I have yesterday when I was trying to throw tesco shopping in it and it was full of stuff that doesn't belong to me. The back seats haven't got seatbelts (but who needs those). Oh and I don't need ever feel guilty about cleaning it cos she looks great dirty. No side front airbags.. hmm... I kind like whatshername .. what shall I call her?
Whathername drives like she is on crack and its just as well that the speedometer ain't working on it cos a 30mph feels like a 50 and I like that feeling. The left sideview mirror is missing.. her pilot seat doesn't go much more forward and my legs barely reach the brakes ..but hey no one lifts an eyelid when I step out of this car. I haven't had time to check the boot, on no wait, I have yesterday when I was trying to throw tesco shopping in it and it was full of stuff that doesn't belong to me. The back seats haven't got seatbelts (but who needs those). Oh and I don't need ever feel guilty about cleaning it cos she looks great dirty. No side front airbags.. hmm... I kind like whatshername .. what shall I call her?