pickup lines that get fast results
"You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."
"I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?"
"Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes."
"Mars? This is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxes."
"I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
"If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: (make a weird sound)"
"I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now."
by: christina & dimitra
"I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?"
"Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes."
"Mars? This is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxes."
"I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"
"If you were a duck and I were a moose, and we had sex, we'd make a duckmoose, and it would sound like this: (make a weird sound)"
"I once knew a squirrel named Marvin. God your hot. Marvin is in Africa now."
by: christina & dimitra